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Hopkirk

Christmas Chocolate

Are you still working your way through yours?
15:16 Wed 27th Jan 202131 answers, last by pastafreak 23:39 Wed 27th Jan 2021
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fruitsalad

Has Something Burnt Out

In the cold weather I started my car, to warm the engine and to let it run for a bit, at some point after I had gone indoors the engine cut out, it must of been at least 10 minutes, now it won't start...
19:36 Wed 27th Jan 202129 answers, last by Canary42 02:00 Sun 31st Jan 2021
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melv16

How Can...

... you tell when an Essex girl's had an orgasm? She drops her chips......
12:13 Wed 27th Jan 20211 answer, last by zebo 18:13 Wed 27th Jan 2021
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Etch

Deepfake Queen Complaints Dropped By Ofcom

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55799653 Good to see Ofcom not siding with the humourless moaning minnies...
16:49 Mon 25th Jan 20213 answers, last by zebo 22:24 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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pastafreak

It's Not Often...

that I get a genuine bargain in the supermarket...least of all Sainsbury's. But today I got 3 packs of fish for the grand total of £3.07...usual price £12.25. 1.24 for Loch Trout fillets, normally...
18:15 Mon 25th Jan 202125 answers, last by Jackdaw33 23:24 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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Bobbisox1

What Was Your First Childhood Memory?

I think I must have been around 15-18 months old , I've got two older sisters ( one deceased now and the other one is 89 in June) fit a flea she is, They were 15-17 years older than I am , I remember...
15:35 Mon 25th Jan 2021102 answers, last by SomeonenSomethin 23:39 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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Tilly2

Does Your Dog Like The Snow?

Dylan went absolutely bonkers today. It was a delight to see him enjoying himself so much. He was trying to catch the snow as it was falling and he did so many 'Staffie runs' he wore himself out. A...
20:13 Sun 24th Jan 202112 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:46 Sun 24th Jan 2021
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barry1010

Tesco Sausage

Help needed! I can't get to my butcher and he can't get to me. Family is begging for my fabulous toad in the hole and the only place I can buy the sausages from is Tesco. There is a huge selection -...
16:35 Sat 23rd Jan 202158 answers, last by barry1010 18:53 Tue 26th Jan 2021
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zylaphone

As A Light Relief

What was your favourite thing to do as a child?
19:55 Fri 22nd Jan 202199 answers, last by zebo 14:35 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Patsy33

My Obsession

My partner is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think he's bluffing....
14:14 Sat 23rd Jan 20219 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:13 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Bobbisox1

The Italian Lover

Italian Lover A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Salvatore was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the...
10:33 Fri 22nd Jan 20219 answers, last by zebo 16:15 Fri 22nd Jan 2021
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hazelcat

Times Where Was I

Struggling with this weeks puzzle. Wondered if the Palladian country house might be Gorhambury House, but this hasn’t been divided into flats, so must now discard that venue. Would appreciate any...
19:30 Wed 20th Jan 20214 answers, last by TedUB55AW 20:38 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Khandro

Anti-Trumpers..

... your wish is coming true, what do you think will now happen with your Biden/Harris duo, & how do you expect improvements to the US domestic & the world order?...
10:11 Wed 20th Jan 2021151 answers, last by Khandro 14:03 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Rondy

Giving Up Smoking

A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking." "What did he say?" "He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."...
09:50 Thu 21st Jan 20216 answers, last by joeski53 15:18 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Rondy

The Doctor's Rounds

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "The patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
12:04 Wed 20th Jan 20216 answers, last by iluvmargie 19:22 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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bhg481

Frankfurt Airport

Rondy's "Captain's Call" reminds me of this one: The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get...
12:25 Wed 20th Jan 20214 answers, last by iluvmargie 19:12 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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Rondy

Doh!!!

A radio announcer was introducing a record, "The next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, that's a ripe old age, isn't it?" There was a short pause and then the DJ...
15:19 Tue 19th Jan 20213 answers, last by zebo 23:26 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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Bobbisox1

Where's The Place You'd Love To Travel To When We Can ?

Apart fromMums, sons daughters family etc Money's no object , so where would you go ?...
19:59 Tue 19th Jan 202162 answers, last by lady-janine 03:22 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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Messalina

Ooh The Excitement!!

I've just been out to pay the paper bill and got stopped by an elderly couple who asked me for directions to the local Covid vaccination centre. They were off to get their first jabs and I have NEVER...
10:39 Tue 19th Jan 202124 answers, last by gness 19:54 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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LadyCG

What's For Dinner?

Paella here. Shall I have wine with it or shall I be good? What's on your menu?...
14:19 Tue 19th Jan 202155 answers, last by Caran 23:25 Tue 19th Jan 2021

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