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Misguided

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.”...

melv16

Elton John's...

... bought an exercise bike for his rabbit. It's a little fit bunny.....

Patsy33

Mother In Law

Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?" I said, " because youre eating off his plate"...

Palustris

Why Is It So Hard To Do?

Daughter bought us an Amazon Fire thingy. Spent hours trying to connect to our Yahoo account. Neither of us can type the Upper case Keyword in fast enough in the time allowed. Bloopy frustrating to...

Smowball

Online Food Shopping......

Was talking to another ABer earlier about shopping, and I was saying that I’ve had a weekly online delivery from Tesco for years, but getting so hard to get a slot these days. Then I discovered that...

Smowball

The Cockroach....

While playing in the backyard, eight years old Benjamin burns and kills a poor honey bee. His father David sees him killing the honey bee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one week!” Later that...

Paigntonian

My God, Some Of These Republicans

are truly frightening (CNN live).

MAMDIY

Where Was I? Sunday Times 10.01.2021

sunday times 10.1.2021

Rondy

Donation Wanted

A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who...

webbo3

Should Straight Actors Play Gay People?

https://news.sky.com/story/russell-t-davies-straight-actors-should-not-play-gay-characters-12185652 So Gay people shouldn't play straight people the, I'm guessing there won't be many roles for them....

johnny.5

Just Bough A New T.v. To Watch The Next Round Of The F.a. Cup

I got it home opened the box and guess what ??? . . . . . . NO LEEDS ....

bobbie22

What’s On Tv Tonight?

Well, I cannot believe that I am watching Dr No. to follow is Die Hard 2. I really like that one. I watched towering inferno earlier. What are you watching? It’s pretty obvious I am bored isn’t it?...

lady-janine

Racist Organisations

Just been watching Countryfile on telly and they advertised a group called Black Girls Hike. Surely this is a racist organisation just like Black Lives Matter. Can you just image the reaction if...

maggiebee

Late?

An electrician comes home late. Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."...

smurfchops

Bradley Walsh

Is he becoming overexposed? He was on The Chase, Beat the Chaser twice and Breaking Dad with his son all on one night this week... also can he stop saying “ all day long” all the time, and “great...

roopower

Phishing?

Just has a call from 07904275939, a recorded voice telling me my national insurance number has been compromised. Told to press a number before they started legal action. Anyone else had this one? I...

fruitsalad

Cant Get Thoughts Out Of My Head

Thankfully this sort of thing hasn't happened to me often, I visited an elderly ladies home the other evening, as I have done some cleaning and odd jobs for her, I let myself in and called out to her,...

ToraToraTora

Come To U K For A Better Life.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55545669 ....why not do a bit of jihad once here? Damn savage should never see the light of day again but some of the "mitigation" is bizarre.... "As...

diddlydo

Boris Fans - Please Read And Take Note.

If there really are people who are still fond of Boris, this makes chilling reading for you: www.mcdconsultancy.co.uk...

Theblip

Did You Go To School With Someone Famous?

They probably weren’t famous when at school, but what were they like then?...

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