I quite often skip what most would deem the most important meal of the day, but I don't want any embarrassing noises emanating from my tummy this morning. I've just had a sliced banana, a tbsp of...
A father was in a bar with his four-year-old son. To keep him amused he gave him three pennies to play with. After ordering a drink he turned round tosee his son choking & fighting for breath....
MORNING folks.
well its 4.10 a bit warm and sticky here.the bloody birds are having a party outside my bedroom window and its light outside.
do i watch tv or start some work?...
2 years ago Mummy and Daddy split up. Mummy met a new man. Daddy met a new woman. Mummy and Daddy live in England. Daddy's girlfriend lives in Finland. This year daddy wants to take Daughter (4) to...