No this is not a massive flounce (much as I would love the "please stay BM" posts - all three of them). But we have decided to clear off for the week. Blackpool tomorrow followed by...
The weekend arrives and brings rain with it. Must be summer. I've got a charter on the canal today, I think waterproofs might be a good idea. At least the crew get a free lunch! Have a happy day...
around two years ago oh had a blocked gland that raised up into a hard lump which was drained. It has now come back sometimes it isnt as raised other days he says it is very painful he is making...
hi anyone know a rockabilly band from the late 70s early 80s who sang a song with tossing and turning, turning and tossing all night, i think they are british not to sure. any help be great thanks...
Remember All those people you wanted to bring back from the dead, yeah well you have to pick someone to take their place. Not morbid just a bit of fun. My person to "Put back" would be that...
Let's put all the senior citizens in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions,...
You know you're getting old when: You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there. You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository. A fortune teller offers to read your face. Every other...
hi all, just posting to let you all know how i am doing as some of you have been very kind to ask i think it will be quite helpful to me to write down wahts in my mind anyway. Unfortunately, when i...
you are allowed two items on your platebut you have to keep the last item mentioned,eg.
mince & potatoes
potatoes gravy
gravy & ??????????????
your turn...
old limbo dancers never die,they just go under.
i used to be a transplant surgeon,but my heart just was'nt in it.
i used to be a nun,but i got expelled because of my dorty habits....