Will someone come and kill this spider.

[pussnboots]

Quick there is a spider as big as a house crawling towards me on the wall next to my puter...Mrpuss is out playing pool what am I going to do?

[cazzz1975]

well Ive yet to brave the carpet of daddy long legs that will be on the golf course as autumn sets in..brrrrr

[nutgoneflake]

Catch him in a glass with a piece of card like meglet said, but never try and shake it out. Leave the glass outside until he runs out by himself.

I tried shaking a whopper out of a window once, and the bl00dy thing spun a bit of web quickly enough to fly back in attached to the glass - I don't know how he managed it! My scream, as he bungeed towards me, was heard for miles around...

[pussnboots]

Whilst we are discussing spiders can any of you very knowledgeable folk tell me what do they eat during the winter whilst they are frightening me to death in my house.

[johnlambert]

pussycats
and people with cat type usernames

[cazzz1975]

hopefully the earwigs that are infesting my house as well as any other little flies and crawlies

[meglet]

nutgoneflake, I will have nightmares tonight imagining that happening to you!

[nutgoneflake]

I hope woodlice. I could stuff a small cushion with the woodlice in my house...

[PatriciaH]

The dead skin we shed? HMMM im feeling in a ghoulish mood talking about spiders.....

[bobtheturkey]

spiders will eat anything alive within a reasonable size apart from those woodlouse thingys which they refuse to eat i know this because i used to feed them a variety of things

[nutgoneflake]

I'll have nightmares remembering it!!

[pussnboots]

Had to give john some stars....very witty

[zig_zag]

with 8 eyes hed probably see you coming before you see him lol

http://www.shutterfreaks.com/albums/album272/s pider1.jpg

[PatriciaH]

What did they eat bob?

[meglet]

Actually, I've just remembered that I don't mind the spiders in the ceiling corners of my conservatory who's web's regularly catch flies. Its probably a bit sick but I really enjoy watching the little ******* struggle in the webs for a few hours!

[johnlambert]

They can sense your fear you know, it's a spider sense thing, very good they are too, apparently when they sense your fear they make you think that they are climbing up your leg



then you get goosebumps... just like the ones you've got now pussnboots lol

[meglet]

That word was only 'b*gg*ers', didn't realise that would get zapped. Good grief.

[PatriciaH]

http://www.rpgshop.com/images/uploaded/3049_G. jpg



OMG! is this him?

[bobtheturkey]

they inject a poison into the unfortunate insect which has the dual purpose of paralysing it and turning its insides into a soup it then sucks the mush up leaving only a shell they are the ultimate killing machine unrivaled by anything its size

[johnlambert]

Thats his little brother PatriciaH
Pussnboots sounds much bigger than that

[PatriciaH]

UGGHH too much detail bob......... : (