Will someone come and kill this spider.

[pussnboots]

Quick there is a spider as big as a house crawling towards me on the wall next to my puter...Mrpuss is out playing pool what am I going to do?

[meglet]

Once, I was sitting at my desk and at about 11.00 I felt a tickling on my wrist. I looked down to fins a whopping great spider crawling out of my suit cuff. I screamed blue murder (and we had a call centre in the office so that went down well) and ripped my suit jacket off and ran. What got me was that it must have been there since about 7.30 when I put the jacket and had just worked its wat out. I was properly traumatised.

[PatriciaH]

http://www.encyclopedie-hp.org/images/wb/arago g1.jpg


Is this him? lol


Sorry puss x

[pussnboots]

Yes thats him PatH only this one's bigger.......spider update...I can't see it...I went to get a glass of wine and the bugg**s gone, where the hell is it !!!!!!!!!!!

[bobtheturkey]

however there is a beastie called a spider wasp which preys on tarantula's and other large spiders by paralysing it laying eggs on it and burying it the spider wasp v tarantulas is one of the great duels to the death in the animal kingdom

[lizzydrippin]

Just ask it nicely to go away and it will! Please don't kill it, its not going to hurt you is it?

[johnlambert]

In your wine glass, they love the stuff, red white rose, doesnt matter to a spider!!

[pussnboots]

bob you are such a comfort I'll bet you could get a job on Jackanory.

[PatriciaH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Chmey0A2-I&mod e=related&search=


This is nearly unbelievable

[pussnboots]

Pat that is 'orrible poor little mousey.

[bobtheturkey]

its said that insects die the most horrifying death imaginable via a spider imagine a pointed straw inserted in your gut and your intensities sucked out while alive

[RATTER15]

Puss, try stoking his hairy legs and make friends with him!!

[PatriciaH]

And give him something to eat while your at it....

[meglet]

Bob, do they have a central nervous system though? I didn't think they could feel pain!

[nat_84]

QUite a funny experience...

first and foremost i'm terrified of spiders!!

I was sta in my living room at about 5am doing the routine breastfeed with my baby and i saw a spider appear across the room.. it ran along the opposite wall under the baby car seat... it then ran under a blanket that was on the floor... (all i was thinking was please dont come towards me!!!) then this bloody huge thing made a direct run towards me so i got up and ran into the bedroom with my poor little girl still attached to my breast trying to feed!!

I sat on the bed and due to my short sprint my little one vomitted all over me...

Was horrifed to enter the living romo the next morning, but i havent seen it since!

I know their harmless but they look so bloody creepy and evil....AND i they move soooo bloody fast!!!

[lizzydrippin]

We have a little spider who lives by the light on the kitchen ceiling and he/she loves roast chicken, if I leave a tiny tiny piece on the kitchen table he/she will come down on his/her bungee web thread and pick up the bit of chicken and take it all the way back up to his/her web.

[nat_84]

they're*

[cazzz1975]

spiders eat chicken?!, they are living rent free and enjoy scaring us and little harmless crawlies.

there is a few good reasons there to evict the little schmuck!!

[bigmamma]

I am sat with my legs curled up off the floor and my eyes are sarting round just in case there is one hanging around my desk ........cringe........how can you dare to get so near to it to put a glass or jar over it , I wouldn't dare .

[legend758duo]

im too scared of em meself


just as well the cockroaches eat them here



oh ffs did someone mention cockroaches ???

[pussnboots]

Well I would never have guessed so much input about my spider but nice to know you all care hmm. Well IT has reappeared and is now sat in the corner of the ceiling above me. To all spider lovers I shall leave him/her be until Mrpuss gets home from the pub and then its war!!!!!