Anyone See The Xmas Blankety Blank?
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Vinny in the Dungeon
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Are you there Ed? Can you put down your Pimms & strawberries a minute please & tell us why Vinny 100_2 has been sent to the dungeon. I think he's going stir crazy & is sending bizarre notes via the dumbwaiter. (Did you know he's tunnelled his way into your office, has got himself blotto on the Buckfast & is serenading his Rita Hayworth poster with Gregorian chants?) Please help!
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Thank you all for your Happy Birthday wishes ,better late than never ! Loved the video Vinny but I think you were being kind only going back to the 70s ! I hope you take that rain to Spain when you go Neti , I'm somewhat apprehensive about flying but we can't let the turkeys get us down eh .Anyway for all yhose on holiday or just back ,have a great time .Will be joining you in 3 weeks ! Bye for now see you all later . I hope you will be on the Bench Robinia if I get into trouble over there ,you will of course recognise it s becos I'm a Biddy !
Morning all
Dull and dreary here again .What has happened to the summer ! I don't like this at all. I still have a hole in my ceiling.
Two builders came and had a look and went away again ...when will I see them again ....dadadeedah....when will they come and repair it ....dedobeedobydo !!
Never mind Mr S is home sometime today ..I hope ..his flight has already been delayed by two hours.Then he can deal with the whole caboodle .
I shan't be venturing into the new categories .The only Law I know is sods law ..and I am a poor loser at Snakes and Ladders and Old Maid so that knocks games on the head.
Well I had better don my woolly hat and go and forage in Somerfields. Clickety click ..See you all later ...
Dull and dreary here again .What has happened to the summer ! I don't like this at all. I still have a hole in my ceiling.
Two builders came and had a look and went away again ...when will I see them again ....dadadeedah....when will they come and repair it ....dedobeedobydo !!
Never mind Mr S is home sometime today ..I hope ..his flight has already been delayed by two hours.Then he can deal with the whole caboodle .
I shan't be venturing into the new categories .The only Law I know is sods law ..and I am a poor loser at Snakes and Ladders and Old Maid so that knocks games on the head.
Well I had better don my woolly hat and go and forage in Somerfields. Clickety click ..See you all later ...
Morning Folks,,sunny here at the mo,but the forecast looks a bit dodgy...!!Just finished me first job,now ive got a break till 11:30.Made robinia scrambled eggs(6:30),but blooming charlie cobbled the lot up...hehe..!!Hope its nice and dry when you get here Dolly.its that nettis fault...7 months of sunshine,soon as she lands....the Heavens open up..!ey shaney...if you got a hole in yer ceiling..does that mean your getting Sky free...haha..!erm...you know I said it was sunny here..it aint now..!
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Warning Adult site
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morning - smacks Vinny with woman's weekly for looking at naughty sites (video is funny tho') & smacks him again for having sunny weather
waiting for a man - so what's new? (to come & give tree puning estimates to me & neighbour, we can't find a number that we like.....�4 19s 11d sounds good to us.....)
tut, missed shaney & I wanted some bread 'n cheese from the shops, didn't get mine yesterday thanks to my dizzy head (still dizzy today, might as well get drunk)
don't worry Dolly if I'm on the bench I'll declare us exempt from all laws..... BedlamBiddies unite!!
better forget doing a menopausal shoplifting spree neti....... Primark have upgraded their security
measures
waiting for a man - so what's new? (to come & give tree puning estimates to me & neighbour, we can't find a number that we like.....�4 19s 11d sounds good to us.....)
tut, missed shaney & I wanted some bread 'n cheese from the shops, didn't get mine yesterday thanks to my dizzy head (still dizzy today, might as well get drunk)
don't worry Dolly if I'm on the bench I'll declare us exempt from all laws..... BedlamBiddies unite!!
better forget doing a menopausal shoplifting spree neti....... Primark have upgraded their security
measures
Tree puning estimates free robinia....hehe..!!
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy".
Well, why don"t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They"re packed with nutrients".
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won"t keep you there
(:O)
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy".
Well, why don"t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They"re packed with nutrients".
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won"t keep you there
(:O)
hahaha very good Vinny & so true!
well that's 3 estimates & all between �130 & �175 so I suppose that's as good as it gets......tut, that's a lorra custard tarts.....
have you seen crazydaisy's post? - Ed says there'll be a health sub-category, oh goodo......now where do I start.....?
Aches, Bunions, Chilblains, Dizzyness......... Pi....................................mples....hehe
well that's 3 estimates & all between �130 & �175 so I suppose that's as good as it gets......tut, that's a lorra custard tarts.....
have you seen crazydaisy's post? - Ed says there'll be a health sub-category, oh goodo......now where do I start.....?
Aches, Bunions, Chilblains, Dizzyness......... Pi....................................mples....hehe
Bong Bing!
Nostalgia alert in P&P.....Cetti and I are having a whale of a time !
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Plac es/Question275827.html
Nostalgia alert in P&P.....Cetti and I are having a whale of a time !
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Plac es/Question275827.html
Morning Biddyfolk,Doh...!! I missed that last night,but made a confused contribution this morning.(had a few becks last night,so perhaps it was fer the best, hehe..!! )Well I battened down the hatches last night,and what happened..!no bloody rain,and woke up to sun this morning...!weather forecasters..who'd have em ey..!psssst !!!!smudgys birthday today.Im just making toast with marmalade....anyone hungry...oooh I can smell toast burning sugar..!!(:-)
Breakies is ready..!!
yummy (:-)
yummy (:-)
morning Windy Wildchild (read your post hehe) & all.....was lovely first thing & now it's back to grey & drizzle....
erm, I've completely forgotten what I was going to say so I'll go off & have a sing song while I dry my hair (drier drowns out the din).......
I think neti has developed quite a following over here......
hi ho, hi ho
erm, I've completely forgotten what I was going to say so I'll go off & have a sing song while I dry my hair (drier drowns out the din).......
I think neti has developed quite a following over here......
hi ho, hi ho
ooh crikey, Steve Wright just played the rowing song & now I can't get up.......
neti looks very pleased with her win at the local bingo afternoon.....
Get Lucky Bag
neti looks very pleased with her win at the local bingo afternoon.....
Get Lucky Bag
Thats the best gag Ive seen on here fer years......>>>>whoosh>>>>>>>>>>>hi ~netti>>>>
hehe (:o)
hehe (:o)
poor neti we'll be in trouble when she comes in...
Vinny you forgot the back of your kooky t-shirt....
tut, it only copied the text & not the whole pic
Vinny you forgot the back of your kooky t-shirt....
tut, it only copied the text & not the whole pic
Morning....its a bit dark out there this morning.Hopefully,all the crockles are in bed,and I can travel 2 miles in less than 1 hour.but just incase,Im going by my trusty bird..hehe..!
easy
wakey wakey....!!ive made porridge fer you all ..!its on the table...charlie no..!quickly irons shaneys paper....>>>>>>>>whoosh im gone>>>>>>(:-)
easy
wakey wakey....!!ive made porridge fer you all ..!its on the table...charlie no..!quickly irons shaneys paper....>>>>>>>>whoosh im gone>>>>>>(:-)
shame... I should be celebrating my A levels... but I didn't sit any.... oh well, I can cheer for Andy Murray beating Federer, I suppose
bonjour - I see gmtv were in Woolycombe this morning (bet that's where you were jetting off to Vinny eh?) and it was raining.... ahem.....and here it's lovely & sunny! think we've storms on the way tho'. ...wouldn't want a flock of those on my tv aerial at 5am btw.
mmm, never taken an A level either jno - just scraped through a handful of O levels....think I'll have to rush off & console Fed, tut, that upstart whupping him like that!
mmm, never taken an A level either jno - just scraped through a handful of O levels....think I'll have to rush off & console Fed, tut, that upstart whupping him like that!
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