Have I upset someone

[ruby27]

I have just noticed that all the questions I have recently answered have ended up in suggestions.

I am incredibly flattered that anyone has taken the trouble to do this

[velvet lady]

thats better, let rip a big one, done the trick.

so what is kkk?

[velvet lady]

he he!!!!! silly old english plum of a lady i am, thanks for the ders though, thats nice to know.

[velvet lady]

anyway, i couldnt join, as i have no ID< i am here illegally until i marry some sucker of a uk citizen, i`m a FPFS

[jackthehat]

I thought you were a bald bloke from Basildon.................??

[cazzz1975]

I think its interesting to guess who is who, also confirms my suspicions that some ppl on here are headbangers..

[cazzz1975]

I thought you were welsh velvet...?

[velvet lady]

i have many disguises, i am from illegal country where they sent me to prison for preaching god to nutters. so i came here with my looks and big knockers and sucked in a rich uk man. hes fallen for it so, give me time to settle and then i`ll run off with his dosh and his name!! cool plan he?

[ruby27]

What Whiffey is bald and from Basildon?

[velvet lady]

welsh? i can be that too with my welsh name


bronwyn zsedwrtyersdt

[Pippa68]

No, no, no, jack...it's Dagenham!

[bobtheturkey]

my 2cv is colins new house katie

[velvet lady]

geezer, up the apple and pears luv? english enough?

going to have a cool uk name in 3 months,

McCaffery, then i`ll fu******ck off and live in a nice town with my ladys

[cazzz1975]

well bob, if you cant afford to eat I suggest you make colin a serving suggestion, sell your cv and give the hefty tic tac woman a wink so she will give you free tic tacs..

you have to work it..

[whiffey]

velvet lady, MSN ? Please ? You are fabby beyond belief. I really hope you are not a bloke otherwise I am going to look stupid.

[jackthehat]

Velvet-ruskie is not a 'hot' nymphet.............I reckon the person sitting behind that particular monitor is a lonely, unappealling, bald bloke from Basildon............

And Whiffey - the arch-apologist for Russkie is having one of his periodic sabbaticals from here- isn't even here to leap to her defence..................

[cazzz1975]

you have to stay as a "happily married couple" for 3 years before you can naff off on your own velvet...

[velvet lady]

jack? who is ruskie? is that your pet dog?

[jackthehat]

Oops..............hello, Whiffey............the lure was a little too strong, then ?