I am sending Mr LL out for a Chinese, I might was well complete my doing nothing day in style.
Pee Bo belly bum and all that stuff. Just had a long hot bath, probably the second this year. It was longer than my usual 10 minutes because it took me an age to get in the damn thing and once in I had to devise a cunning plan to haul myself out. Good job there are no cameras about - have you ever seen a beached whale floundering!!!! I have to let all the water out before I turn over onto knees and hands. If I left it in I would flood the bathroom with the resulting waves!!!
I feel old, old, horrible, fed up, discontented ---------------- it will pass!!!