Ok, Ive lit the blue touch Paper!!!

[RATTER15]

I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(

[RATTER15]

Still no action, I'm having a coffee for a break, will resume the cocktail forthwith :-(

[welshlibranr]

So nasty RATTER!........means to an end I suppose!..........Hang on in there!..........soon be over!.........good luck!.............

[Maydup]

Only just seen your post Ratter, hope all goes well.

Its all gone quiet so I assume its beginning to work now so keep hold of your soul! And your spirit, don't let it break that whatever you do. All the best mate.

[RATTER15]

Ok, I'm loosening up now, beware, I'm just starting my 3rd litre!!!!!!!

[welshlibranr]

bless you RATTER!..........nearly there now!........

[Purple_Popple]

Thinking of you and your poor botty Ratter, hope your wolfies can hold their noses! ;-) x x

[askyourgran]

I dont suppose you'll be taking the dogs out tonight for their late toilet will you, All the best for tomorrow.

[RATTER15]

We have lift off, oh dear, so thats where that old mobile one went!

[anneasquith]

this is the funniest thing ive ever read in AB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry RATTER , im just going to scrub up and gown, in the event i can get a whiff from you in scotland, if you are otherwise engaged later tonight ! good luck for tomorrow, hi carra.

[ttfn]

Oh poor you - is it on vibrate?

[RATTER15]

No ask, its bad enough picking up after 3 wolfhounds without having to pick up after me as well, not that it is pick upable :-(

[RATTER15]

ttfn, the bathroom is on vibrate!!!

[ttfn]

Better wedge the bathroom door open tonight, lad.
P.S. - are you allowed out of the bathroom now?
(Short answers will be accepted)

[albaqwerty]

Thanks for sharing that piece of info Ratter :)

[RATTER15]

Will be right b...................

[AlBags]

Up yer bum ... no harm done.

Good luck with it mate! (Not been there personally .. lol phrased that wrong .. )

[anneasquith]

i hope RATTER has a laptop, me thinks he may be too busy to leave the bathroom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carakeel]

purple-potty, what about me??? The Wolfies will think this is great fun!! lol! And no, he won't be taking them walkies tonight, hehe! He's got the runnies!!!!! hehehe! :o)

Hi anneasquith Love! The house is getting lively now ... if you know what I mean ... I really don't envy my poor ratter! It is rather funny though ... thankfully we both have a good sense of humour ...:o)

[Carakeel]

also a good thing we have two toilets, lol!!

[albaqwerty]

have you noticed where this thread was in the Latest Posts.

Between Gruesome Content, May Offend and A bit Scary Tonight (sorry Ratter)

Hi Cara x