Last night we had a night out and I have to confess I had too many vinos. As I was waiting for Mr.Sam to get the car out the Parking I was looking at my phone, I can't remember why. Suddenly he called me from the car and I twisted round and fell over my feet. Onto my side. There was a gentleman next to me who helped me up, but sooooo embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't hurt myself much, it felt like I was falling in slow motion. I just hope the man didn't know me, this is a small town. What is your most embarrassing moment ?
I was the Sergeant in command of the Colour Guard on a parade for a visiting Field Marshal. I ordered 'Fix bayonets' I fixed mine, it fell off. I picked it up and discovered that the spring in the catch had broken. I gave it one of the runners to take back to the armoury and get another one. He got back about a minute before the Field Marshal's car drove onto the parade ground. It took a long time to live that one down!
I was driving after dumping garden rubbish at the local tip, when I noticed a small bump on my thigh under my trousers. I tentatively touched it, and it bit me. I pulled into a bus stop, lept out of the car and dropped my trousers.
It was a strange looking spider. As I stood there with my trousers around my ankles, a police car came driving by. The two policemen, looked at me, then looked the other way and drove off.
Being the sole occupant of a lift. I broke wind while heading to the top floor of a large building. Half way up, the lift stopped and a beautiful blonde lady stepped in, she wished she hadn't, and I was mortified.