Constipation

[jennyjoan]

If any of you suffer from above please buy pure Wheat Bran - Hollands &Barretts.

Just put some on your cereal, yogurt - you will sh&te for a week - works wonders and works you LOL - off to a bit of line dancing - first I've been in about 6 years.

[237SJ]

I hope you don`t sh&te while you are line dancing!

[elliemay1]

Have you been constipated for 6 years?

[Tilly2]

Flax seed is supposed to be good too, according to my previously bunged up, elderly friend.

[irishmaid]

you don't live on Craggy Island by any chance now do yah Mrs ?

[Bathsheba]

Lol JJ :) I can recommend Prune juice ;)

Baths
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[Old_Geezer]

I'd pass the info on but I understand folk want reasonable defecation not a sudden, "Oh Gawd, can't stop it or dare to go anywhere", session :-)

[queen 1954]

kellogs all bran does the same :) never fails

[elliemay1]

You have a certain way with words OG!

[marval]

Unfortunately bran has the opposite effect with me, it totally gums me up.

[jennyjoan]

Oh Gawd - don't think I will be back to line dancing - everybody there was a mirror image of - 65 years old to 80 years.


Everybody complaining they wanted WD40 - to oil their bones. Oh Me Oh My - where is my mama.

[cupid04]

My nan always swore by a little bit of soap...I'll leave it to your imaginations to guess where ;-))

[Arksided]

My nan always swore by a little bit of soap
...To wash her mouth out ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Bran lies heavy on my stomach, I agree with Prunes and if on strong medication I take Senna at night - gentle and effective.

[cupid04]

Nope not mouth, no BA for you, lol!

[Arksided]

Cupid as a kid I was told if I swear again, I'll have my mouth washed out with soap and water.

[cupid04]

Did it work?

[Arksided]

At the time yes, nowadays only when required to get my point across as it's unusual when I do.

[mastercraft]

Prunes or red grapes in abundance - always result in a morning on the potty!

[Hypognosis]

@jennyjoan

some journalists are in the habit of insisting that the emergency services are called upon to "evacuate people" although no brand names are ever mentioned.