Don't know what title to give this.

[sexyrussian]

If you go to the Doctor and he tells you you are pregnant can he ever be wrong? I just wandered. I have not been told I am pregnant by a Doctor by the way.I don't care how many answers I get to this question as long as I get one good one because I need to know. Thanks in advance.

[whiffey]

It never ceased to amaze me back in Chatterbank, nor does it cease to amaze me now, that it is threads such as these that generate the most traffic - and dare I say - interest ! I would go so far as to say that people are *enjoying* it.

I'm just happy to like and be pleasant to everybody until I am given reason not to.

[~sillycow~]

Crikey - and i thought i was a sillycow. Feeling fed up today but SR aka Amykyle has really made me chuckle!! Aren't there some weird people about free to roam the planet? I just hope she does not happen to be our children or grandchildrens GP in the future. Imagine that?

[yinyang]

Wasn't it only about 3 weeks ago on the breastfeeding in public question that this woman said she was going to have a go with a donor and a syringe? How has she managed to miss 2 periods since then?

As for twins - your lecturer must be a genius if he can feel twins at this stage. They missed it at my 11 week scan!

Seriously, isn't this getting beyond a joke?

[Pippa68]

Certainly is yinyang!

A friend of mine is a Midwife, and she is married to an Obstetrician..imagine the embarrasment when he said she was 'just fat' when her bump was bigger than normal (he had even palpated her bump several times) ~ and the scan revealed twins! to top the lot she told me she had missed several periods in the past & thought she might be pregnant, only to discover that she had left her cap in :o)

With regards to SR and her lecturer who has told her it's twins..he has no damned right to say that without back-up ~ and I mean proper medical back-up.

Liar...end of.

[caz21]

This post has to go down in history as one of the funniest! anyone else feel daft for feeling sorry for "amyrussian" at the beginning! ;o)

Sexyrussian

I'm being serious for a second i think you need help i honestly do! this is not meant to sound nasty in the slightest, but talking to yourself, delusions and lying are signs of schizophrenia

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/schizophrenia/p age3_em.htm

[joko]

does anyone think we have now discovered russians real name? amy kyle....got a real russian sound to it!

[4getmenot]

Not daft just peed off I actually apologised to Amykyle and then felt sorry that she was being sucked in by the russian. She sucked her right into her own body!!! I see amyrussian has dissapeared noe :-)

[4getmenot]

No she's probably about 15 and she's called Amy and Kyle is the boy she fancies. :-)

[caz21]

I kinda hope she is 4getmenot, because otherwise the girl is seriously messed up and needs professional help before she gets herself into some trouble in the real world!

[Pippa68]

Well done 4getmenot don't feel bad! I gave amykyle the benefit of the doubt, as I tend to..must learn not to trust my instinct too much ;o)

As I have always said I am always prepared to be fair and hear people out, but SR took both the biscuit and the pi$$ on a lot of subjects. I am always willing to take other peoples' opinions on board as long as it is done eloquently & with a fair bit of research ~ this has been amiss on all her posts apart from 1 that I have seen & been involved in..the one about euthanasia.

The rest has all been la la land or complete bollow.

[~sillycow~]

Sorry but you don't think she is seriously studying to become a doctor do you? that's fooking scary

[yinyang]

I have to agree with caz. I really hope this is just an unpleasant, compulsive liar we're dealing with or else we're watching someone totally lose their grip on reality.

[whiffey]

I still think she is very nice, and probably cuddly.

[n00dles]

Such as shame she's not learning English here LOL then we might understand what she is trying to say...

1st she says she is having a baby

2nd she says she is having twins

thirdly, when she tells us she is going home to have the Baby.........

Oh! I get it.....The lecturer at Uni touched her up again, and said he had made a mistake!!! Lol

As some have already said.... this has got to be the funniest thread yet!!! Who needs TV when there is all this entertainment? Bring it on, Amy~sexy~Kyle~Russian. GO GIRL GO!!!

Or should that be GO MAN/GIRL GO ??

[n00dles]

Meant to say....

Yeah whiffey,

About a cuddly as a porcupine!!

[Pippa68]

Which begs the question ~ did she go to the doctor or just ask the lecturer to have a 'look'?

Maybe the lecturer has psychic powers or summat!

[kazza12345]

this has got to be the funniest thread ever! at the end of may she says she's going to start trying with ai at the begining of june. On the 14th of june, she is 2 months pregnant, and already knows it's twins from someone feeling her tummy (well, hopefully it was her tummy anyway)

How nice that she has already organised transport back hone for when she is 7 months pregnant, has already decided that her parents will bring up the twins as her "sister"

Bless her little cotton socks!

[Pippa68]

That's right ~ didn't she say she did the insemination a couple of weeks ago? if this is the case how on earth did she manage to get pregnant in May..immaculate conception?

:o)

[4getmenot]

but kazza the funniest bit was when she slipped up that she is amykyle. :-) and pippa no she hasnt been to the doctors but her lecturer told her because she has a bump already it must be twins.

[Pippa68]

Hmmm...has the bump appeared today, or was it there yesterday..and was it there last week when she insisted she wasn't pregnant?

Even if it were twins they are growing incredibly fast..maybe they are aliens? ;o)