reason

[newmantoday]

I bet the reason the bloke below wants to do his secretary is because his wife has got fat. women just dont know how to not let themselves go!

[crete]

the deep fried pizza will be ready in two minutes, forget do you want fries with that ?

[4getmenot]

oh go on then.

[spurslady]

Athley I bet you wish you had a phisique ike me xcan I be the queen of the bloaters?

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/spurslad y/card023.jpg

[PinkFizz]

I thought you said you were big spurslady!! You look a tad gaunt to me!

[spurslady]

oops I need to learn to spell but my fingers are so fat it is really hard to type i sort of have a poking stick like Homer Simpson did when he went lardy.

[redcrx]

oh spurslady, you really are a skinny minny arent you. You need some meat on your bones girl

[spurslady]

Do you think I should put a bit more weight on then pink? I was thinking I was looking a bit too skinny, what do you think newman?

[Athley]

pmsl Spurslady - how did you get that photo of me in the shower!!!!!!!!!!

[spurslady]

I have more but I might get banned!!

[spurslady]

Here I am at my slimmest I did enter for Miss UK but the judgs told me it wouldn't be fair on the other girls as I would win it hands down by my sheer beauty.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/spurslad y/card025.jpg

[notfrom-oz]

LMAO!!!! can we call the club the laughing lardy's??

[PinkFizz]

Jesus - I wish I had legs like that!!

[notfrom-fiji]

LMLAO!!! can we call the club laughing lardy's??

[zimzam]

Ah another post from newman - the personification of joy and happiness and profound thoughts and such deep thinking that I feel humble simply to have read your observations.

[larkin]

god spurslady, i used to be as slim as that once.
anyone want a doughnut ?

i witnessed the funniest revenge line ever from a bloke i know (dave)who had annoyed someone really badly.
the guy he had annoyed came face to face with him and said 'why are you so goddam fat , mate " to which dave replied "cos every time i sh@g your wife she givs me a cake". just funny as hell.

[spurslady]

larkin that is well funny! I wonder if that has happend to newmans mrs when she was playing away?

[Athley]

That's a good one larkin!!!!

[larkin]

salami is very very fattening, i believe !

[joko]

women have two choices when saddled with a pratt like you - let themselves go, or let the man go ... bit like your girl did hey?

don't blame her really - who'd want to be lumbered with a pitiful specimen like you...