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[newmantoday]

I bet the reason the bloke below wants to do his secretary is because his wife has got fat. women just dont know how to not let themselves go!

[4getmenot]

Yes I totally agree. She must be a bloater

[ummmm1]

yep...you are always right newman

[crete]

we could set up a newman fan club .

[newmantoday]

3 members so far, bet u three are all bloaters as well

[4getmenot]

I never said I wanted to be a member, fan clubs are pants and you usually have to pay. And you're right I cant fit in my chair as I'm so big

[4getmenot]

My real name is fatgitmorefood

[redcrx]

crete, perhaps you could be chairperson? newmantoday. do you think thats why your girlfriend slept with another fella, have you got fat?

[PinkFizz]

Oooh Im huge as well - Sumo size at least ; )

[redcrx]

you could be right Pa___ul

[spurslady]

Hey newman ever thought that your Mrs may be fantasising about the lovely bloke she was kn0bbing every time she gets it on with you? Why are the prison warders letting you spend so much time on a computer? Do inmates get a personal PC in their cells these days?

[crete]

forget thefan club ill start a weight loss class, every monday weigh in a seven, membership free to all abers.

[4getmenot]

Dust!

[redcrx]

excellent idea crete! We can swap recipes for dumplings and bread and dripping etc.
shall have to get my scales repaired ready for next monday, think they need reinforcing

[PinkFizz]

pmsl @ spurslady!!

[4getmenot]

7am!, I'm still in bed for at least another 5 hrs coz I'm fat and lazy

[Athley]

Dotty is going to freak out when she reads this thread!!!!

[Athley]

Sorry had to go off for a lard and lettuce doorstep and a quick deep fried mars bar.


Anyone fancy one?

[4getmenot]

Athley how did you know that�s my fave. Mmmmmm, My stomachs growling just thinking about it :-) But can I have a side order of burger and chips please