Hmmm

[Rubyrose]

If a Quiz is Quizical...
And a Comedy is Comical...
What's a Test?

[Rubyrose]

Ears? Is that what you are calling it now? Lol

[Joe_the_Lion]

Is it just Sussex, or have the spiders arrived early this year. There is an absolute leviathan of one looking straight at me on the corner of the TV.

Shall I:

1) Kill it
2) Rescue it and throw it outside
3) Ignore it

[legend759]

actually its my ballbag i was scratching.you never did take me up on my msn offer?why i wonder rubes ???

[~max~]

4. Make love to it.

[legend759]

btw swat it with a paper lol.

[Rubyrose]

Kill it! For the sake of me! I a terrified! If I was there now... you can be rest assured I would be straddling you! Lol

I was at work today and I asked one of the guys to put the box with the bananas in, away in the cupboard (we have fresh fruit everyday in our office) as I was scared big spiders would come out of it... he picked it up and ran at me with it! I have never moved so quickly! I leapt out of my chair screaming!

[Rubyrose]

What Msn offer?

[~max~]

Girls! Ha!

[Rubyrose]

Tis true!

There was a big mutha of a spider outside my bedroom window the other day..... it was about the size of a digestive biscuit.. and had a huge egg sack hanging from it! I sprayed it with Carpet Adhesive!

[Joe_the_Lion]

It's gone behind the bloody TV now. Whilst I am not scared as such, I admit to not liking them very much.

The TV is on the wall and I don'tthink the Vacuum extension will reach behind it.

Blast!!!! I'll have to wait for the monster to reappear. It has now made its own destiny and I shall swat the bu66er.

[Rubyrose]

Ooooooh stop... its making me feel all squeezy!!!!

[legend759]

when i asked you to msn me to explain your problem with me oh red one ????

[Rubyrose]

Oh... i don't really have a problem with you!

[Joe_the_Lion]

Sorry Rubes, but this little mite is bloody huge. Wouldn't say as big as a digestive, but one of those heavy stout ones. All body and stumpy legs. Probably the size of a Maryland cookie.

[~max~]

lol!
Was in my (male) mate's bathroom the other night, and I came out running, shouting "there's a spider!"...He came to the bathroom, followed my pointing finger, and there was *according to him* the smallest spider ever to walk this earth......

It scared me tho! I was brushing my teeth and there it was dangling from the tap! Everything looks a lot bigger when you have your face close to it. Ask ANY girl.

[legend759]

that mighta been its ball sack btw??
coulda been fulla spiders jizz lol

[legend759]

reallyy rubes????seems that way.ffs last year is a year away lol.

[Rubyrose]

I can never look at another Maryland cookie as long as I live! Oh no!

Actually... Wardy you could help me lose weight here... say it looks like chocolate, and KFC.. Lol!

[~max~]

Legend, you're a such a poet.

[Rubyrose]

Oh last year I did... are you the same Legend from CS?