Ohhhh.. thats done it now! I am boycotting KFC....
Ooh speaking of that.. I was eating a bag of salad for dinner today... (not just a bag of salad but with my dinner) and I emptied the salal bag into a bowl and placed it on the table to everyone to help themselves and a half way through eating it.. and frickin' stink bug crawled out of the bowl!!!!!!!! Ewwww!
You would hate it where I live Rubes. There are more creepy crawlies and spiders than in the bloody amazon.
And then the strange wildlife mating calls from every British mammal you can imagine at all hours.
You should see my pool filter in the summer. Seriously it is like the scene from Indiana Jones where the bird has to put her hand through the hole in the cave to push a lever.