Initiation test for Newbies?

[RATTER15]

Due to the recent influx of newbies, I think we should devise an initiation test. How would we test them and what should we do to the ones that fail?

[johnlambert]

No no BOO, you would be exempt (unless you failed the stun gunn test)

[RATTER15]

Yes John of course but you must be careful not to fire it at anybody that happens to likes David Bowie whilst online, but you can take said equipment home with you to do as you wish!!

[mrs_overall]

I'm all for the ducking stool.... or maybe a walk across hot coals?
Wasn't there some test in the olden days that involved a red hot poker on the tongue to weed out people telling porkies?

[RATTER15]

To clear up the duck issue, I think all size zero's should be ducked in pool and left there. we dont want bony people on here!!

[johnlambert]

wouldn't dream of using a stun gun/taser on a Bowie fan Rats mucker,





























I've got me own cattle prod for them

[RATTER15]

Thats OK then John, can I watch?

[yinyang]

Monty python and the Holy Grail,Dot - ducks float and so do witches, therefore if she weighs the same as a duck she must float and so be a witch.
It's obvious and perfectly logical when you think it through. :)

[mrs_overall]

Hmm, where does that leave me....I'm dead bony but I'm a huge David Bowie fan....

[johnlambert]

I'll save you a ringside seat Ratty

[mrs_overall]

Oi! I happen to be horizontally challenged (bony) but I'm also a Bowie fan, so where does that leave me???

[johnlambert]

erm
frazzled??

[mrs_overall]

Oops, sorry about the duplication...the huge gap had me thinking I'd not pressed submit.

[RATTER15]

Mrs-Overall, you will escape the ducking stool as long as you rattle whilst doing anything energetic!!

You may still get the Tazer though, do bony people fry quicker !!

This could be fun!!

[RATTER15]

That should have read "dont Rattle"

[mrs_overall]

Rattle? I aint a snake! lol
I'm hardly making a sound as I wolf down my bacon sarnie and look longingly at the cream horn waiting to be scoffed next.

[Sasha13]

Hmm - for any bloke newbies I'm thinking they should post a video of themselves on Youtube (leather thongs and baby oil are a couple of props they could use that are immediately springing to mind). Then we can watch and then decide if we want them to become part of our gang.

[Katie~77]

Hope you don't mind if I don't watch those Sasha. I value my stomach lining!!!!!x

[RATTER15]

mrs-overall, with no flesh on them bones they may clash together a bit causing said rattly sound!!

[stewey]

How about asking them if they can walk on water? If they can; fair enough, we have found a new Leader. If they can't; well, that just means they can sink to the same depths as the rest of us.......what dya think: simple and effective?