Cracked lips

B00 | 13:20 Tue 08th Feb 2011 | Body & Soul

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I've got a crack right on the corner of my mouth, and it ruddy hurts, especially when I try to eat a cake from Greggs that's slightly bigger than gob size (yes even mine!). It bleeds and is seriously affecting the taste of the fondanty sugary goodness.

What can I put on it? The crack I mean, to the cake.

Help please, my calorie intake is in danger of slipping under the several thousand per day i'm used to :-(

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B00

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oh you mean bugger- you were lieing? I very nearly did it!

That's just mean :-(

mccfluff

i can't believe you nearly fell for it, i though you were joking at first, omg i'm crying actually crying

i use vaseline :-)

mrs_overall

Vaseline will keep germs out & keep the skin soft

However, cake crumbs will stick to it.......

Sqad

Google....Angular cheilitis.

horseshoes

Vaseline for sure.

B00

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Yes I believed you McFluffy!

As jokey as my post is, i was after genuine answers, i did stick it on B&S afterall.

I really did think it was a real solution.

You're just plain mean.

Will do sqad, though i'll have to copy and paste it just to google it, can't even say that, nevermind spell it.

tiggerblue10

Have to agree with vaseline. Its thick and will stay on. Just make sure you don't accidently apply vicks vaporub instead.

Oh and gimme the cake, I haven't had any in 4 flippin weeks and I'm gagging!!!

Robinia

well I'll be serious for a minute B00...just the one mind...
Do you by any chance use those little pokey brushes to clean inbetween your teeth? I realised I was 'sawing' the corner of my mouth when I used them near the back and that's what had caused mine.

B00

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could be Robinia.

Mr Boo reckons it's his fault ive got it. I've already told him to stop being so revolting and I WILL be putting Bromide in his cup of tea later, he's getting giddy again.

B00

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Tiggs- o cake for 4 weeks? That's just plain wrong! None on your birthday? I could weep for you, i really could, except it'll hurt my gob.

mccfluff

sorry, i hang my head in shame and shall go and sit on the nuaghty step for half hour

tiggerblue10

I did have two very small wedges of chocolate cake for my b'day B00. They were off those small cakes you get from M&S. I did incorperate it into my strict calorie controlled diet though.