There was an girl called Isabella Bell in my year at school.
Whenever her name was called out, as you can imagine, it was followed by 'course a bell's a bell'
Poor soul.
Our 2nd master at school was Richard Head and he was a top rugby ref (for example he covered the infamous game when Cumbria beat the All Blacks back in the 70s...He's now Pres of Camborne Cricket Club.
My sisters maths master was Legg. He announced to the girls that his missus was preggers and if a boy it would be called Ivor and if a girl, Eva or Iona.
The great event took place and the old man ran into him in Windermere, pushing the pram.
"Congrats, what sex is the baby?"
"A girl."
"So you called it Eva or Iona then?"
"Oh, I was just joking with the girls, we called her Margaret."
Quick as a flash, the old man responded, "Oh, you mean Peg"