I have done a terrible terrible thing

[Skreecheeboy]

I have just split up with my girlfriend by email and I am feeling pretty bad about it. What is the worst way you have ever dumped somebody?

[*Princess*]

You're just a coward and I hope it gives you the bad reputation your deserve.

You're not a man and never will be til you grow some balls and do things face to face, loser.

*shakes head in distaste*

[Skreecheeboy]

Are you on about me princess or are you adding to what that idiot crambo is saying about legend?

[~max~]

I agree with everything China said. Not that I'm being sycophantic, it's just that I don't have the words, and she does.

Call her tomorrow Skreech. Do it for you, her, and the rest of dumpingmanking.

[China Doll]

Ok, we can probably stop with the stones now. He feels bad enough and has just stated that he is going to try and make ammends for this by calling her in the morning.

I at least would p1ss on him if he was on fire. (That is meant in the nicest possible way).

Get to it in the morning mister, don't screw that up. Don't make me look like a soft touch for sticking up for you a bit. If you mess around with my tough nut reputation I really will give you something to cry for! ;0)

[Skreecheeboy]

Oh and btw princess, I've got testicles like watermelons! I haven't had sex since before xmas!

[*Princess*]

I'm on about you! Who else? You took the cowards way out and nothing you say can justify that! Idiot.

[~max~]

dumpingmankind. Not king, obviously.

[Skreecheeboy]

China I'm covered in petrol and I'm holding a zippo!

[Skreecheeboy]

Crambo , if my face looked at your @rse I'd not be able to talk for the amount of people trying to shove c0ck in it!

[China Doll]

Gross hun... really, really gross!

[*Princess*]

Skreecheeboy, don't take the **** about setting yourself on fire, some people have genuinely felt so depressed they try it to kill themselves.

Also, you're just on the defensive cos you know you've done a horrible cruel thing and you should feel bad about it, and I'm GLAD you do, cos it shows that you're not all that evil. But you've still gone about it the wrong way, and you're not going to feel any better until you speak to her about it face to face. Next time, you won't take the easy cowards way out.

[Skreecheeboy]

Sorry I feel I've been misconstrued slightly, I was only trying to invite China Doll to get involved in some water sports action with me whenever she's willing and able at a time to suit herself.

[China Doll]

I get all the best offers.

Must be my natural charm.

[*Princess*]

Skreecheeboy you're a cowardly wimpy idiot and China Doll you seem totally desperate as you're flirting back with Skreecheeboy.

Good Luck with things, you'll need it!

[China Doll]

Chuckles

Excellent stuff Princess. We are all entitled to our opinions.

You go girl.

[Goodsoulette]

WOOOOOHHHH!! Well what can I add here? Everyone seems a bit huffy, so I thought it deserved a childish wooooh.

Life goes on Skreech, she will call you a ******* and you don;t have to see her again, so it doesn;t really matter does it. Yu know its a crappy thing to do but it's not murder. Worst way I have dumped someone, I thought I was prettty chickeny dumping someone on the phone. I have however, just never spoken to them again. They'll get the message kind of thing.

[*Princess*]

China Doll - Thanks, I will go, and with my I'll take my self respect. :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

best just to be straight forward Screech - phone her, apologise for not getting round to calling her earlier, and then just say that you feel things aren't going to work out - end of -x