"everytime I switch on my dangerous cooker hood lights I think of you"...I'm likely to explode & potentially lethal you mean neti?..that made me laugh, I love it.
I'm coming back down to earth now, I can thoroughly recommend gazing up at a handsome face for about 30 mins for getting you out of a bad/sad mood. I can do minor electricals myself without too much fear...had to put a new plug on my vac last week which made my friend laugh, she wouldn't know where to start...but get into house wiring/plumbing & heating & I could cry with fright sometimes.
I'm sure mr s' weight will gather speed as he settles down shaney, it seems to take so long at first but suddenly there the snowball effect. I don't know what's putting weight on my sticks but I'm still piling on the milligrams. Cheese, lots of bread & spuds and cake seem to be doing the trick but I'm happy with my weight now...I can't believe I might actually have to start being careful....eek! A lettuce leaf on a piece of doormat isn't my idea of comfort food.
It's been as dark as hell here all afternoon, how come Norfolk had sunshine, tut?