G'day biddies and absent hippie (I bet he'll be back to collect his birthday pressies though;-) I have now spoken to the King - thank you jno and shaney for pointing me in the right direction - and we'll be moving to a desert island together and living on coconuts. Which btw has pretty much been the fate of the courtesan mentioned in the article, she's since been a homeless drunken bag lady and - allegedly - a prostitute. But we still think of her as La Camilla of Army of Lovers. It's odd, I heard the sex party rumours maybe five years ago and I was surprised there wasn't a scandal back then. It all seems true, judging from the King's reactions.
Shaney thanks but there's no residents' association in the building if that's what you mean and most of my neighbours (mostly young) seem to have fled, they probably stay with their partners, so I couldn't be successful in enrolling a big enough number myself even if I put my rabble-rousing boots on. As for the national residents' association, they are so in bed with the landlords it's a disgrace. Hotel - not a snowball's chance in hell. Alternative apartment - that would be like moving and that seems to me even more of a strain than spending each day at the library. I'll be all right in the end, don't worry, I just need you biddies to know why I'm so absent and absentminded.
Go for it Robi, you've got what it takes, girlfriend!
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La Camilla is the Dominatrix in the... erm... dominatrixmobile? and she's the one who puckers up and licks her teeth towards the end of the clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CVrbps2a1o Like the song!