Miss! Jno! Jude said 'ass', she did, and she wasn't talking 'bout a donkey, either! And she wasn't even assterisked, did you notice!
Over here, the folksy word for gout is 'port wine toe'...
Yes Woofy you must keep us posted, we're involved now you now and we do want to know.
I went to vote in advance and they put my "vote notes" (which party I voted for) in the same envelope with my "voting card", which states my full name, address and birth data/national identification number! Couldn't believe my eyes! "That's the way we do it when you vote in advance, that's just the way it is." !!!
On my way home I walked past some kind of beauty salon with a sign in the window that said "We do the Brazilian Blowout"=:0 God Almighty, I have no idea what that is but Neti maybe you shouldn't leave after all, correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't it sound like something that might be going on at that party the boys will be throwing the minute you leave ha ha ha.
*off to google brazilian blowout*