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"The Farm"
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Anyone know if this reality show will be back on Ch 5? I know I'm sad, but cannot get BBC or ITV so have to rely on Ch 5, and I do get so engrossed and enraged, really get carried away with it all.
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You've got me paranoid about falling down now, I went smack down onto my hip in the kitchen at 11 oclock one night. I was so shaken but lucky to only have a big black bruise, it could have been worse, I could have squashed my cstrd :o). My friend over the road's got a key but I really should carry my mobi around with me, a phone's no good if you can't reach it.
Go steady...
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Go steady...
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Hi again dizzies
Oh dear Lofty ..you really must take more water with it gal ..only joking ..hope you soon better .Falling about at our age is no joke .
I get offerings of dead birds outside the back door on a regular basis Jno .
Next doors cat seems to have taken up residence in my front porch .....the bgr :)
Every day it's curled up in there .
I think it may be trying to tell me something !
Who was it who decided that Post Offices should be shoved into newsagents and supermarkets ? Can anyone enlighten me ?
We used to have a lovely PO here that dealt with all things postal and nothing else .Now ..you have to dodge everyone who's waving newspapers, packets of crisps and ten fags ..Grrrrrrr....
I've bought a new Christmas tree,but only a four foot one this year .In Wilkinsons ..fifteen quid ..Gosh I'm so cheap ......
Love you all xx
Oh dear Lofty ..you really must take more water with it gal ..only joking ..hope you soon better .Falling about at our age is no joke .
I get offerings of dead birds outside the back door on a regular basis Jno .
Next doors cat seems to have taken up residence in my front porch .....the bgr :)
Every day it's curled up in there .
I think it may be trying to tell me something !
Who was it who decided that Post Offices should be shoved into newsagents and supermarkets ? Can anyone enlighten me ?
We used to have a lovely PO here that dealt with all things postal and nothing else .Now ..you have to dodge everyone who's waving newspapers, packets of crisps and ten fags ..Grrrrrrr....
I've bought a new Christmas tree,but only a four foot one this year .In Wilkinsons ..fifteen quid ..Gosh I'm so cheap ......
Love you all xx
hmm, well I went to the post office this afternoon in the bitterly cold wind thinking it would be quieter than a Monday morning...wrong!
My tree's only a squatty three foot job...I've had it about 10 years & it was a tenner from B&Q...doesn't get much cheaper than that :o). I think I might cram it with hanging chocs this year (I couldn't do that with Charlie around) and by twelfth night it'll be nice and bare and ready to put away.
Good idea Robi :o)
My tree's only a squatty three foot job...I've had it about 10 years & it was a tenner from B&Q...doesn't get much cheaper than that :o). I think I might cram it with hanging chocs this year (I couldn't do that with Charlie around) and by twelfth night it'll be nice and bare and ready to put away.
Good idea Robi :o)
her ladyship upstairs has been busy decorating the front yard. There's a low brick wall with a row of hedgeplants behind it, then a narrow parking space and then the house. She has built a wooden wall about a foot high to sort of box in the hedge plants, goodness knows why, and painted it all white.
I suppose it looks okay... the thing that bugs me ever so slightly is that it's our property, not hers. We own the ground floor flat and all gardens, geraniums, squirrels and paving slabs etc appurtenant thereto. She just has the flat upstairs. It would be nice of her to ask first.
I just hope the council don't accuse me of putting in an illegal extension.
I suppose it looks okay... the thing that bugs me ever so slightly is that it's our property, not hers. We own the ground floor flat and all gardens, geraniums, squirrels and paving slabs etc appurtenant thereto. She just has the flat upstairs. It would be nice of her to ask first.
I just hope the council don't accuse me of putting in an illegal extension.
tut...shame on neti for not putting one up on the wall...(if you click on the pic behind each door there's some info...
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Hahaaa..I love the calendar ..an angel has just blown me a raspberry and told me to slow down .
It's been bitter here today ,wind blasting through ..brrrrr.
I'm having an early night ..am kernackered ...
btw ..the radio I won came today .....it's got a remote control .. 'bloomim brilliant ..I can now annoy Mr S by switching to Capitol Gold in the middle of Farming Today and zap Book at Bedtime when the snoring starts :)
Nite nite all xx
It's been bitter here today ,wind blasting through ..brrrrr.
I'm having an early night ..am kernackered ...
btw ..the radio I won came today .....it's got a remote control .. 'bloomim brilliant ..I can now annoy Mr S by switching to Capitol Gold in the middle of Farming Today and zap Book at Bedtime when the snoring starts :)
Nite nite all xx
Good Morning Everybiddy, cold but a bit of sunshine here. Don't know for how long.
Love the Calender but should it have sound to it please - if so it's not working for me. It did tell me to slow down when I went a day over though. I've posted my last card this morning, well I hope it was the last one. I've still got some spares just in case like I do every year.
I had a phone call this morning at 7.30 from an old boyfriend (in my 30's). We have always kept in touch at Christmas and send each other a card. He rang me to tell me not to send any as he is going away with his partner for Christmas and New Year and wont be home until about the 2nd week in January. So it'll be on his doormat. We haven't met since his 50th birthday and he is 70 next year so we have said we are going to meet up when he comes back from his holidays. (He has been with his partner for 26 years so don't go getting any ideas :¬) !!)
I wish my young neighbour was as tidy as your upstairs lady Jno. The garden next door is awful.. she digs a bit then leaves it and the weeds just take over.
Right I'm off out now to Tai Chi etc. Hope you all have a good day. See yer later 'gater(s)
Love the Calender but should it have sound to it please - if so it's not working for me. It did tell me to slow down when I went a day over though. I've posted my last card this morning, well I hope it was the last one. I've still got some spares just in case like I do every year.
I had a phone call this morning at 7.30 from an old boyfriend (in my 30's). We have always kept in touch at Christmas and send each other a card. He rang me to tell me not to send any as he is going away with his partner for Christmas and New Year and wont be home until about the 2nd week in January. So it'll be on his doormat. We haven't met since his 50th birthday and he is 70 next year so we have said we are going to meet up when he comes back from his holidays. (He has been with his partner for 26 years so don't go getting any ideas :¬) !!)
I wish my young neighbour was as tidy as your upstairs lady Jno. The garden next door is awful.. she digs a bit then leaves it and the weeds just take over.
Right I'm off out now to Tai Chi etc. Hope you all have a good day. See yer later 'gater(s)
here's a joke my cousin's just sent me, I won't bother emailing it
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
"So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now", He said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
"So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now", He said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
Good morning Biddies.
Hip and leg easing off a bit. I didn't exactly fall over. I sort of did the splits (not very gracefully) as my leg slid over to one side on a damp bit of floor. It was all in slow motion, but the result was me ending up on the floor and a very painful pulled hip. I actually crawled around the floor a bit trying to get up but just couldn't. I had a dish cloth in my hand at the time, so tackled a few marks on the floor whilst I was down there. Not as dramatic or as painful as falling.
Cold but lovely and sunny here.
Just going to read jno's joke!!
Hip and leg easing off a bit. I didn't exactly fall over. I sort of did the splits (not very gracefully) as my leg slid over to one side on a damp bit of floor. It was all in slow motion, but the result was me ending up on the floor and a very painful pulled hip. I actually crawled around the floor a bit trying to get up but just couldn't. I had a dish cloth in my hand at the time, so tackled a few marks on the floor whilst I was down there. Not as dramatic or as painful as falling.
Cold but lovely and sunny here.
Just going to read jno's joke!!
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