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Alan Duncan, What A Prize Pratt!!
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The *** cheek of the man to say that anyone who is NOT a millionaire are under achievers ...... What do other ABers think of his comment?
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SP....lol ! Here is Duncan, in his finest hour, on Have I Got News for You ( I apologise in advance for the inclusion of Rolf Harris ! )
10:11 Tue 12th Apr 2016
Mikey, this is what he said.
//"May I support the Prime Minister in fending off those who are attacking him, particularly in thinking of this place, because if he doesn't, we risk seeing a House of Commons which is stuffed full of low-achievers who hate enterprise, hate people who look after their own family and know absolutely nothing about the outside world."//
Who do you think he's talking about? Read it carefully now.
//"May I support the Prime Minister in fending off those who are attacking him, particularly in thinking of this place, because if he doesn't, we risk seeing a House of Commons which is stuffed full of low-achievers who hate enterprise, hate people who look after their own family and know absolutely nothing about the outside world."//
Who do you think he's talking about? Read it carefully now.
Naomi...he is talking rubbish, that is what he is talking about.
Because he didn't spell out any one person, or groups of people in his toadying outburst, we shall never know....but I doubt whether it was greedy and cynical people like him, who claimed for just about everything that he could claim for, in his MPs expenses !
Because he didn't spell out any one person, or groups of people in his toadying outburst, we shall never know....but I doubt whether it was greedy and cynical people like him, who claimed for just about everything that he could claim for, in his MPs expenses !
Equality for all....
Two guards spot an OG skulking around the Kremlin.
"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" One of the Redrocops shouts.
The frightened OG chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper. The other Redrocop picks it up and reads it.
"Urine Analysis...
“Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like," says his equal mate.
Then the first Redroguard reads further: " Maximum fat none, Minimum salt none; Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...”
“You are free to go, proletarian comrade, you are one of us,” says Redrocop's mate.
Two guards spot an OG skulking around the Kremlin.
"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" One of the Redrocops shouts.
The frightened OG chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper. The other Redrocop picks it up and reads it.
"Urine Analysis...
“Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like," says his equal mate.
Then the first Redroguard reads further: " Maximum fat none, Minimum salt none; Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...”
“You are free to go, proletarian comrade, you are one of us,” says Redrocop's mate.
One for Naomi
An OG greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm where he works.
“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the OG excitedly tells his leader.
“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.
“Exactly,” says OG. “Neither do the potatoes.”
An OG greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm where he works.
“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the OG excitedly tells his leader.
“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.
“Exactly,” says OG. “Neither do the potatoes.”
Viv, ignore me if you like, but I don’t do Tory rants and your claim that “The Tories hate the poor” is so utterly ridiculous it’s not even worth questioning. A good many of the Tories you so despise come from working class backgrounds – poor boys done good – and well done them! They don’t forget their roots, but unlike you they are smart enough to understand that the days of old Labour and the cloth cap are long gone and, thankfully, never likely to return – unless of course you people have your way and drag the rest of us backwards with you into the society you so crave – one completely devoid of hope or aspiration for the working man and one that does him no favours whatsoever. You people need to move on from the politics of your ancestors. They’re dead – and so is their impossible idealism.
Incidentally, if it makes you feel any better, I don’t care much for Alan Duncan either – but at least I’m honest enough to acknowledge that he hasn’t said what you, Mikey, and all the other whingers here have accused him of saying. What a disingenuous bunch you are. Whether it be right or wrong, you’ll jump on any bandwagon that suits your purpose, so God knows what you and Mikey are patting each other on the back for. Shameful really.
Incidentally, if it makes you feel any better, I don’t care much for Alan Duncan either – but at least I’m honest enough to acknowledge that he hasn’t said what you, Mikey, and all the other whingers here have accused him of saying. What a disingenuous bunch you are. Whether it be right or wrong, you’ll jump on any bandwagon that suits your purpose, so God knows what you and Mikey are patting each other on the back for. Shameful really.
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