Don't get me wrong, I like Prince Phillip a lot...and I think the following comments he made are utterly inspired - but surely 98 is too old to still be driving, isn't it?
A VIP at a local airport asked HRH: “What was your flight, like, Your Royal Highness? Philip: “Have you ever flown in a plane?” VIP: “Oh yes, sir, many times.” “Well,” said Philip, “it was just like that.”
To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002: “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
To Scottish driving instructor, 1995: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
The above are shamelessly C&P from this
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/prince-philip-best-gaffes-quotes-133848