Lol, I SERIOUSLY don't remember saying that.
I looked it up in your favourite Gates fanzine, USA Today.
They said 'Duh, he's not trying to block out the sun, merely deflect the rays harmlessly back into outer space'.
Well, that's me reassured.
Yeah, I always do that as well, sticky. Whenever people criticise someone I like, say, Jedward. I say 'Why would they do that unless it guaranteed them eternal life'?
And do you know what, they can never come up with an answer. In fact, they just quietly back away which is when I know I've won the argument.
You watch, they'll all be using our crafty ruse on AB now. ;-/