Quizzes & Puzzles1 min ago
Where's the Sausage
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The bloke, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No sir, I probably wouldn't."
The bloke says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords sir."
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The bloke, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No sir, I probably wouldn't."
The bloke says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords sir."
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