I Was Sacked As A Vicar....

[frugalfred]

I now have a surplus surplice for sale. Unisex - hymns or hers.

[Chipchopper]

It's getting tough in the Clergy now, I used to be a canon til I got fired ;0)

[jno]

I had to leave the church as I wasn't a verger any more.

[frugalfred]

I was sacked for unfrocking the woman curate.

[jno]

I overslept and was reported to the Missing Parsons Bureau.

[askyourgran]

Oh blimey I haven't logged on yet.

[frugalfred]

jno, you are my altar ego.

[boxtops]

I can only a-spire to these heights....

[frugalfred]

I painted the john in the vicarage a matt hue; a lukewarm colour, mark my words.

[marval]

I did a clerical error, I was using the wrong font.

[zebo]

Our English teacher's father was a Canon, we called him a son of a gun.

[askyourgran]

I think I'll log off again.

[Svejk]

Why did you get the casack, did you cross someone?

[frugalfred]

I led a cloistered existence....I can confirm that. The cur ate his dog-collar. I rode around the parish on a Vesper.