I Was Lucky To Get My Job ......

[excelsior-1]

..... in the funeral parlour, as i gather that the profession is a dying art

still, at least it was a good way to urn a living

[Psybbo]

Bet it's a stiff one

[Chipchopper]

was it in the dead center of town ? ;0)

[flump1]

Dead end job though.

[Psybbo]

Did you have to re-hearse for it?

[excelsior-1]

i left after a short while anyway
as i had grave misgivings

[Marijn]

Sounds like a morbid job tomb me.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

You cadaver nother go at it Excel

[excelsior-1]

of corpse i could mojo,
but i think not

[aelmpvw]

these terrible puns have given me a coffin fit

[excelsior-1]

aelmpvw

just don't catch bury-bury

[Psybbo]

Oh, you've buried me :-(

[jno]

did your mummy get you the job?

[askyourgran]

He'll only make an 'ash of it.

[zebo]

In Bury St Edmunds or Bury, Greater Manchester?

[bookbinder]

Oh, that's dead funny!

[Nibble]

It's a good job - people are dying to get into it

[Zacs-Master]

Bet it was a bit boring. Hard to keep a wake?

[DTCwordfan]

Being with a stiffy, Zac, that was enough to keep me awake and the lid off the coffin.

[Zacs-Master]

I'm mortified.

[DTCwordfan]

I had a hard time believing it............