Don't Sit Down

[marval]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.

She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament.

The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."

[pixie373]

Lol:-)

[tonyav]

LOL.

[cupid04]

lol! Love toilet humour!

[tonyav]

Are you saying that you like crap jokes then, cupes. snigger snigger.

[cupid04]

You're my number two :-)

[tonyav]

DOH.

[marval]

Are you two having a wee joke there?

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^^

Now don't get flushed with success, marval.

[marval]

Don't harpick on about it Tony.

[tonyav]

Now you've sent me round the bend with that last one, marval.

[marval]

I think I have just been given the brush off.

[tonyav]

I'd just check your ballcock, marval.

[marval]

Are you pulling my chain Tony?

[tonyav]

Are you just trying to pan it out now, marval.

[marval]

Just getting it out of my Cistern Tony.

[cupid04]

marval's constipated, lol!

[marval]

I am straining to think of an answer to that cupid.

[Zacs-Master]

I'm going to log this thread.

[tonyav]

Bet you've got piles of answers haven't you.

[cupid04]

Do you want a pencil to work it out?