Don't Sit Down

[marval]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.

She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament.

The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."

[magicmick]

Marval try, you are just papering over the cracks

[starone]

Ha-ha-ha. I hope you keep posting jokes marvel. They are so funny!

[marval]

Well I am on a roll here.

[tonyav]

Keep them coming, marval, don't stop in mid flow.

[Zacs-Master]

Ch ch ch ch charming

[marval]

Thought I would share this.

http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/5a5770d4c0/top-12-failed-toilet-paper-names

[tonyav]

LOL, thanks marval, -4 is great.

[marval]

Yes, I thought that.

[Svejk]

She might have been prised off by the brush.

[tonyav]

LOL, had to read that twice then, sweaty.

[cupid04]

I don't get it, sweaty?

[tonyav]

[i]cupes, brush = bush[i].

[cupid04]

Why did sweaty spell it wrong, then? lol!

[tamborine]

pooh wot a wind up

[Svejk]

Cupid. Stop being podantic.

[frugalfred]

A tissue of lies.

[Baldric]

Out of the closet at last eh!

[Svejk]

This 'actually' happened to my ex, Celine. It was awful. Took all the skin off the back of her legs.
Poor Celine's shanks. :-(

[Psybbo]

Good grief this has to be the looest of the loo