I Found My Wife..

[Patsy33]

I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic.

There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!"

I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life.

As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, that's not how you spell criticism."

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[Voltage]

and i always thought you made your own jokes up...pmsl lol x

[Patsy33]

I wrote the book..... Lol x

[Voltage]

roflmao lol