New Violin..

[Patsy33]

I went to the music shop and bought a violin. The assistant asked if I'd like a bow with it. I said, no, 'Don't bother wrapping it'...

[maggiebee]

Nice one

[DTCwordfan]

Highly strung were we?

[DTCwordfan]

Heard about the Essex girl who went into the music shop?

She had heard they sell G-strings.

[marval]

lol

[maggiebee]

I think you're on the fiddle Patsy

[retrocop]

Try pulling a few strings.They might give you a bow.

[DTCwordfan]

I wonder if Patsy is freshly plucked......