People Kept,,

[1ozzy]

,,bumping their heads walking down my stairs, so I put up a warning sign.

https://ibb.co/BZCsY5k

[emmie]

you're quackers...

[1ozzy]

Waddle you think of next

[emmie]

eider thought these jokes couldn't get worse.

[1ozzy]

Now you're putting me down.

[Spicerack]

I'll get your coot.

[emmie]

three ducks in a row, very popular once

[1ozzy]

Always wanted a butler Spicey, thanks.

[Spicerack]

Still disorientated I expect.

[1ozzy]

Keep Pekin in

[Chipchopper]

I actually have a wooden decoy duck that sits on the windowsill of a small window 1/2 way up the stairs.

[Spicerack]

You might have more luck outside, preferably on some water, chipchopper.

[Chipchopper]

The dummy heron is in charge of outdoor activities

[DTCwordfan]

People ask me how I feel about having never caught a heron or duck.
I tell them, "I have no egrets."

[Chipchopper]

Ibis I could say the same, Dtc

[ZebuSanctuary]

^^^^^ ROFL ^^^^^ Clever ^^^^^

[ZebuSanctuary]

> 08.14

Did you ever consider resorting to Drake-onian methods?

[Old_Geezer]

I've seen that for real in some pubs.

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Waddle you come up with next, 1ozzy..

[Shaglene]

Duck or grouse.................