They Keep Coming

[Rondy]

I learned to play the piano by ear.
Eventually I found it was easier to use my fingers!
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I failed to keep up the repayments on my exorcism and so I got re-possessed.
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Our camper van has a Motown wardrobe...it's so small we can only put 4 tops in it.
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All of our family visited the ancient civilizations except Mayan my brother.
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My yoga instructor was drunk today
Put me in a very awkward position.
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I’ve just seen Michael Caine trembling outside the toilets at Whipsnade.
He's still terrified of zoo loos.
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I visited the doctor today.
He told me my sugar was too high, so when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf.
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Not to brag, but I had sex with Kylie Minogue last night…
Now I'm banned from Madame Tussauds!
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[Patsy33]

Love 'em!
Especially the Motown one :-))