Oh god, here we go :)

lucylocket69 | 11:48 Fri 25th May 2007 | Jokes

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So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss:

"How do you make a venitian blind?"

" Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry"

"You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha"

And out he walks again. I though oh god, going to be one of those days. Have anyof you heard any real cr@p jokes lately, where you laugh because they aren';t funny? I'd love to him them haha

Parrots

chipshop joke

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sophie_1003

i like that one! what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh! old but good!

nutgoneflake

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Joe_the_Lion

A) What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

B) Yoko Ono

whiffey

How High is a Chinaman.

raysparx1

This is not a silly joke,it is the best joke ever.

What is brown & sticky ?

A Stick. That is just so funny.

raysparx1

What lays on the bottom of the sea and shakes ?

A nervous wreck.

raysparx1

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards

4getmenot

why was the sand wet? Coz the sea weed

annie0000

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea (no eye deer!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

Doc Spock

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs.?

A wonkey

eash

What is et short for?

Cos he's got little legs!

~max~

Ha ha ! Been telling those round the office and now we're all laughing our heads off!!! Thanks guys! :O)

curlyperm

why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

so they can hide upside down in custard! (wait)

have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in custard?

NO?

Proves it works than! ; )