Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers
This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom.
The evening also features tonight's tailcock, the Venn an intersection of two spirits suffused in a melange of the nectar of tropical fruits, guaranteed to set everyone up for this evening's festivities, the Tapster has also excelled himself with a selection of foaming ales and beers from the Still Room
Tonight's menu includes the usual selection of volly vonts and canapes, together with the "hot" selection of Potage Bonne Femme (made of course with a real good woman) and Nungate's legendary (according to QofM) Mac and cheese, topped with onions, bacon and mushrooms, and on the pudding trolley Knickerbocker Glories - made from real knickers, purlioned from the neighbourhood's washing lines by the Towers resident ghost Sir Cumference.
Awarm welcome awaits all who dare to enter.........

[polar-bear]

I would be grateful Tony. The berg is past its best (it never really got over that ship crashing into it) but it has sentimental value.

[nungate]

PB, where would you go to buy a replacement for the 'berg?

[tonyav]

Ah yes that ship, but I'm sure I can fettle her back into shape for you.

[Psybbo]

Fettle?

[polar-bear]

I've never really thought about it Nungate. I suppose I would go to Greenland, find a vacant one, and claim squatters' rights.

[craft1948]

I love Knickerbocker Glories....................takes me back to the pheasant shooting days.

[tonyav]

Ah yes so had i crafty, back in the peasant shooting days lol.
Yes sibo FETTLE.

[nungate]

You'll have to be quick then PB to catch one going by the rate they say that they are melting.........................I've always wondered who exactly "they" are................

Lovely to see you Craft, call for Igor if there is anything you need won't you?
Of course the Tapster is esconced in the Great Hall dishing out all sorts of ales and so forth, do try tonight's tailcock - I've been experimenting all week to get it just so...

[owdhamer]

Sounds a bit ott for my refined taste,sort it out mamya.

[craft1948]

What's that................try tonight's cock?

[lady-janine]

evening each and all. the evening is beginning to swing.

for the ryfle i have brought along: a pair of blunt scissors; 3 almost worn out rubbers (erasers); 2 xdead tbulbs (they wee 100 watt); atmelting e ubes and an empty gin bottle (smells good).

could i have a bucket of tailcock please?

[nungate]

IGOR!!! Fetch the silver bucket for Lady J's tailcock
Good evening Lady Janine, I trust you are in the finest of fettles, I shpll put your contributions to the rofl in the State dining room where tonight's draw will be made by Belle Epoque (head chambermaid) during the half time break in the Barcelona game down in Seville............around 9.45pm

[DTCwordfan]

A pint of Venn and a Maccy Cheese, as long as it does not sing......

Good evening to all,

A broken scalpel and suture needle ideal for circumcisions
1 empty Jello pack
1 piece of coal, half burnt
1 Pizza Box
1 half cupped bikini bottom, marked Duch of Cam
1 Condom marked Mark from a newbie ABer, unused (see Body and S)

[Psybbo]

Ah the bard has arrived, all's right with the world but where is that lovely big cat? Is Igor refusing to let him in?

[nungate]

Evening, DT the bar is open.

I'm glad to hear it's unused - dare I look in Body and Soul?

[nungate]

I doubt Igor would notice another cat around the Towers Sib...

[DTCwordfan]

a Nungate family album
perhaps especially
or by chance a QoM discovery..
breathless polar vistas
sloopy seashore places
evening Mad 50 laughter gatherings
stark recognitions sibton not
mistaken..
tony's plumbing precision abiding..

and then
sudden emergences from
nowhere..the Macaroni Cheese
Lady J habitual viewing torn
prompting new owdhamer explorations
awakening crafty knitting patterns unseen..
iceberg revelations
now realising our mamya settling
assumptions
deceptions, circumcisions and unexpected
origins..venn tailocks
other lime slices
Igor parabolic mysteries
left and right..where is LieInKing?
perfect Saturday picture now..?

[nungate]

I do enjoy your odes DT - another gem from the AB Bard

[humbersloop]

Good evening ma'rm

a flyer this evening.

For the riffle I bring
a onesie, fully girl shaped, no hint of lingerie, v warm
a load of old rope
huge optimism about belly pork

swift bucket of Venn would be lovely

[DTCwordfan]

a mere offering, nungate, to the evening, I thought Polar would be upset if I wrote something on the melting bergs, though I do enjoy a small shard in my Venn or Sipsmiths.