Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers
This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom.
The evening also features tonight's tailcock, the Venn an intersection of two spirits suffused in a melange of the nectar of tropical fruits, guaranteed to set everyone up for this evening's festivities, the Tapster has also excelled himself with a selection of foaming ales and beers from the Still Room
Tonight's menu includes the usual selection of volly vonts and canapes, together with the "hot" selection of Potage Bonne Femme (made of course with a real good woman) and Nungate's legendary (according to QofM) Mac and cheese, topped with onions, bacon and mushrooms, and on the pudding trolley Knickerbocker Glories - made from real knickers, purlioned from the neighbourhood's washing lines by the Towers resident ghost Sir Cumference.
Awarm welcome awaits all who dare to enter.........

[excelsior-1]

sibton - flattery will get you everywhere .. thank you

[owdhamer]

I suppose its the damaged one.

[DTCwordfan]

Have you your Myla mauve on tonight, sibton?

[Psybbo]

Yep, my favourite

[Psybbo]

Under the armour

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all - a flying visit.
I hope I havent missed the sack race - I will pay good money to see Craft in a bag bigger than her

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate, is Sir Cumference related to Sir Cumspect? Someone of that ilk keeps phoning me about booking an eye test. So annoying as it is a recorded message. Any suggestions folk? At least one can be rude to a person.

[Psybbo]

OMG I have to log in again to greet the world famous model, was that you on flog it

[nungate]

Almost time for the sack racing Mrs O. Are you taking part? We have a nice selection of sacks for the races - all monogrammed and hand embroidered with the family coat of arms, all handstitched by me. I'm sure we could find you the one with the secret "feet" concealed inside

[DTCwordfan]

As long as the Neosteel chastity belt is off, sibbo.........

[nungate]

I don't think there can be a connection to Sir Cumference, his only (dead) relative that we have found is Sir Kitt, who sometimes pops in for a flying visit. There's also Horace down in the dungeons, he's a bit on the "bony" side shall we say? (starved to death down there)

[DTCwordfan]

What don't your family feed your relatives on, nungate. I think QoM should realise this dubious family trait.....

[nungate]

He's not a family member, he went down to check the drains and got lost and we found him months later - he should have taken a map, we did bury him but he got up and went back to the dungeons - guess he likes it down there. He plays canasta with Sir Kitt when he comes on a visit

[mrs_overall]

I'm poised for the sack race and have already tucked my dress in my knickers

[DTCwordfan]

Time to be off I think, to Sibbo's sumptuous, silken suite.......I am also desperate for a bucket of cold water, something salty reacting with me...........

[nungate]

"All participants in this evening's sack races are requested to take the places on the start line in the Great Hall, Belle Epoque is on hand to assist with the donning of the sacks, and the Tapster will act as the starter"

IGOR! PLANT! Take your places by the finish line finishing tape is by the bar

[mrs_overall]

<<<<at the ready>>>>

[lady-janine]

time for me to go now. thank you all for such an entertaining evening. think i will walk the llamas home. that tailcock is so strong. goodnight all. xxx

[nungate]

"Are you ready?

Steady...................
BANG!

And they are off ....................

Mrs. O moving up the Hall, ooops, Igor! You are not supposed to be in this race!!

Mrs O at the fireside, Daisy's broom coming up fast on the portrait side.....
........Sir Cumference has just appeared through the fireside wall, and it's Mrs.O on the fireside wall, Igor a faller.... and it's Mrs. Overall, tonight's winner of the Nungate Trophy!!!!! Well done Mrs O!

[mrs_overall]

Goodnight LadyJ. I didn't see you but I knew you were here....but the smell of mildew and horses is only faint....