Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers
This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom.
The evening also features tonight's tailcock, the Venn an intersection of two spirits suffused in a melange of the nectar of tropical fruits, guaranteed to set everyone up for this evening's festivities, the Tapster has also excelled himself with a selection of foaming ales and beers from the Still Room
Tonight's menu includes the usual selection of volly vonts and canapes, together with the "hot" selection of Potage Bonne Femme (made of course with a real good woman) and Nungate's legendary (according to QofM) Mac and cheese, topped with onions, bacon and mushrooms, and on the pudding trolley Knickerbocker Glories - made from real knickers, purlioned from the neighbourhood's washing lines by the Towers resident ghost Sir Cumference.
Awarm welcome awaits all who dare to enter.........

[DTCwordfan]

I'll enjoy wearing that onseie thing, sloopy, if it is of size - you didn't get it from that 39 year olds 19 year old girlfriend, did you?

[nungate]

More buckets of Tailcocks Igor.....................
If we need more ice I shall send Plant down to the ice house to collect some more

Ladies and Gentlemen, the minstrels are about to commence playing this evening's selection of madrigals and fugues later on they inform me they will be giving their medley of the Beach Boy greatest hits

[DTCwordfan]

well that seems to be a show stopper. I promise that I won't sing......

[DaisyNonna]

How lovely to find so many friends here. Could not manage last week but was able to look up directions to Nungate Towers. Getting too au fait with this laptop business.
Would love a tailcock and volley but amafraid that the Aquatic Display might be a bit much for my new feline friend, Malkin. Think Eric may object also, he abhors flying when even slightly damp.
If you are rifling tonight I can offer a wilting epiphyte in need of TLC, two small crab shells, excellent for storing pencil shavings and broken front door bell.
Do excuse me from the sack races, daughter just got made redundant after 18 years. May Nungate Towers prosper!

[Psybbo]

Tony, behave, I'm with the bard

[tonyav]

I know sibo.
Good night all, gotta go now.

[Psybbo]

Night tone, I'll pick up your winnings. Off to pick up daughter?

[nungate]

Good evening Daisy, so glad you managed to join us, since the aquatic display leaves you cold (me too I must confess - Igor booked them) I do hope you will join me later in the saloon for a quiet chat and some nibbles, there is a cat's playroom in the East Tower if your little kitty would like to join in the fun there or he can just curl up in front of the fire in the saloon with you and I

[excelsior-1]

good evening beautiful hostesses and assorted attendees.

it's been a fine windy day today - but autumn is upon us now.

i am delighted to be here this evening - and i bring the following for the raffffull:-

one cardboard box
three combs
a photo of me (aged 4)
five charity draw tickets (non-winners ..expired today)
a box of extra long candle matches
one sock (clean)

may i trouble someone for a large tailcock please?

[nungate]

Night Tony, safe journey

[nungate]

IGOR!!! A large glass for our guest................

[DTCwordfan]

two glasses of the Venn for sibs and I, please...........?

[Psybbo]

Night night all

[Psybbo]

DT one last one for the road

[excelsior-1]

oh sibton.

did not get a chance for a chat ..

.. a very good night to you.

[nungate]

You're leaving Sib - before the rofl?

Igor! IGOR! our guests are getting thirsty

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate, I am sure Malkin would enjoy visiting other kitties. We don't get out much. Although I did go to London unaccompanied on Tuesday.Rather frightening. So many people! There was a lovely rainbow across the Thames.
I would enjoy a cosy chat after the musical entertainment.

[Psybbo]

That venn has given me a boost, hello excelsior-1

[DTCwordfan]

an early night sibbo?

[nungate]

Time for the draw..........................are you ready Belle?

Tonight's winning number is.......................wait for it.........


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