Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers
This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom.
The evening also features tonight's tailcock, the Venn an intersection of two spirits suffused in a melange of the nectar of tropical fruits, guaranteed to set everyone up for this evening's festivities, the Tapster has also excelled himself with a selection of foaming ales and beers from the Still Room
Tonight's menu includes the usual selection of volly vonts and canapes, together with the "hot" selection of Potage Bonne Femme (made of course with a real good woman) and Nungate's legendary (according to QofM) Mac and cheese, topped with onions, bacon and mushrooms, and on the pudding trolley Knickerbocker Glories - made from real knickers, purlioned from the neighbourhood's washing lines by the Towers resident ghost Sir Cumference.
Awarm welcome awaits all who dare to enter.........

[nungate]

and the winning colour is........

24
67
22
14
5 and lastly
78



thank goodness I didn't win anything! Especially that unused condom..

[excelsior-1]

i've not won anything - - - again.

i think i'll have a knickerbocker glory and another quart of venn, and drown my sorrows.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll join you on that, excel; one reason that Bards are poor in pocket and rich in mind is a dearth of riffle prize winnings. Wonder if I have the quadruple rollover on the Lotto this evening?

[DaisyNonna]

Excel, are you in disguise? Promise I won't tell.

[Psybbo]

Did we win anything DT. I don't remember my numbers.

[nungate]

Tell you what Excel, if no one has won the lion poo, I shall have Igor and Plant load it back onto the cart and they can deliver it to you - so good for the roses (and for keeping the cats away from your plants) Did I mention we have a menagerie here at the Towers? Lions and Tigers and Bears (on my!)

[nungate]

Sibton, you won the armour! I shall include a small pot of armour polish in the parcel for you (I think Tony welded it)

[excelsior-1]

hello Daisy . . i just feel a little metallic tonight. i'll change again to something else in due course.

hmm - now what can i do with a load of lion poo?

[Psybbo]

a brilliant night, nungate thank you, I am well fed and watered, just have to collect the bard night night xx

[excelsior-1]

DT - i'd be honoured if you joined me for another drink

[excelsior-1]

good night again sweet sibton ..... pleasant dreams.

[Psybbo]

oh the armour lovely ~I may need it tonight

[Psybbo]

excelsior-1 you are such a charming man x

[DTCwordfan]

A quick slurp excel before sibbo drags me out with my rear on the end of her lance.

[DaisyNonna]

Think it scares off rabbits and deer. Probably the neighbours as well. Try asking LIK.

[excelsior-1]

tthat sounds painful

[owdhamer]

Someone spiked me horlicks,did i win the shyte.

[DTCwordfan]

It's not the point, it's the bloody pennant on the end of the lance; that's the uncomfortable bit.

[nungate]

No, Owd you got the unused condom - are you feeling lucky tonight?

[Psybbo]

You know you love it. DT