Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our wonderful Club.

We are all overwhelmed with relief and gratitude that our most faithful male member is restored to health this week. We must all be careful lest he over-exert himself, so do all be careful of the moat this week as no one has cleaned it. The portcullis hasn't had it's usual safety check either, so do hurry on in once you've crossed the drawbridge.
Gosh, he does do a lot, doesn't he.....you never miss the water etc.

[Mamyalynne]

Coming up and do partake of the salmagundi too.

[ttfn]

C'mon milady, the photo aint tha bad - is it?

[DTCwordfan]

what is in the said mix of the tail-cock tonight or do I sticketh to the red grape juice.....

[slinky.kate]

hello there,dropped in for an hour,i brought a stick of Rothesay rock for the raffle and a liberty bodice and some sea weed for the garden,or you can cook it(i think)

[DTCwordfan]

Good grief, I have just dropped my baccarat wine glass replete with its contents.

She, she is smmmiling!

[alexanderd]

Thought that might be the case with the wages but you cant blame me for trying. Oops nearly forgot i have also got some of those overnight hospital bottles (unused I might add)

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Kate, how lovley to see you . Thank you so much for the Rothesay Rock...haven't been there for years and years. Can we perhaps add it to Mamya's salmagundi so that we can all have a piece.
The seaweed will come in very handy for forecasting the weather.

Ena...I said you looked marvellous...do keep up.

DT...it is often better not to enquire as to the constituents of Mamya's tailcocks. SUffice it to say that they 'do the job'.

[slinky.kate]

whats wrong with ttfn's face?she has been grinning since i came in,has she new teeth????

[DTCwordfan]

It is just that I have an allergy to rum and to urine.........

[ladyalex]

Oh dear, Alexanderd, the old trouble again whilst in hospital ?

DT, Ena often smiles and when she does it is rather like La Gioconda...so take care of your glass in case she's doing that mesmerising thing again.

[DTCwordfan]

the "teeth" are a nice job lot made of the finest Burmese balsa wood, I am led to believe......

[ttfn]

Hi Kate - I found them in the under butler's pantry under the stairs under Mamya's empties. Are they under whelming?

[Mamyalynne]

I will just suck the rock, have to mind my gnashers these days, thanks Kate.

[Mamyalynne]

DT I can assure you there is no Rum in the Vapourtrail Volcanoes#

[ladyalex]

Mamya has empty teeth ?

What does she keep inside them ?

[Mamyalynne]

Ena, skulking in the pantry again and you are not even waged, this must stop.

[alexanderd]

Mamyas empty what Ena?

[slinky.kate]

ena you look very----real;can i have one of the new thriller tailcocks,and i'll do my michael jackson later.

[ttfn]

That is better than anaconda, marginally. Just wondered why the first one was wearing off, so to speak, milady. Thought it was a constant state for the upper set/class (delete as appropriate)

[slinky.kate]

mamya i am running on empty as well,'tailcock please