Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our wonderful Club.

We are all overwhelmed with relief and gratitude that our most faithful male member is restored to health this week. We must all be careful lest he over-exert himself, so do all be careful of the moat this week as no one has cleaned it. The portcullis hasn't had it's usual safety check either, so do hurry on in once you've crossed the drawbridge.
Gosh, he does do a lot, doesn't he.....you never miss the water etc.

[ladyalex]

Thank you for the donation from the hospital, Alexanderd.
I'm afraid, however, that there are no refunds of wages. It was clearly laid out in your contract......ask Mamya.

[Mamyalynne]

Gaw bless the stokester I say, cheers.

[ttfn]

Miss Liverpool must have had a better aim than did I in 1968 - pickled onion jar (catering size) for me.

[ladyalex]

I must confess that I too took Stokemaverick's advice and am now £19.50 better off than I was this morning. (Could only afford a couple of coins.)
Excellent news for you, though, DT.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, Ena, you slipped under my radar there...good evening and welcome. Are you feeling a little better than when we last met ? You had 2 black eyes then....

[DTCwordfan]

congratulations lady alex, wins big small and medium are indeed to be celebrated - I see there is a comment under my name foe bizarre reason on stokey's thread that the Gaming Board are looking into allegations of fixing by a ring of "investors" from AB.

[Mamyalynne]

She doesn't look much better does she?

[ladyalex]

WHose ring was it DT ?

[ttfn]

Fair to muddling, thank you, milady

[ladyalex]

I beg to differ, Mamya......she's looking better than the panda.....

As long as you're not fair to puddling, Ena...

[DTCwordfan]

led by the Lord of China me thinks.....

[alexanderd]

or fair to piddling

[ladyalex]

The Lord of China's ring ???

curiouser and curiouser...

How does the goose grease feel, Alexanderd ? Are you cockles warming ?

[ttfn]

Alex - well done, you are nearest to the inner ☺ Bull wise that is.

[Mamyalynne]

Just thought a smile would not go amiss, did not mean to be rude.

[ttfn]

You mean I have to smile as well? Thudddddd

[ladyalex]

Sal volatile alert, Matron!

Just the hint of a smile would do, Ena.

[ttfn]

So be it then ... watch <<< that space

[Mamyalynne]

Much better do have a VV#

[ladyalex]

Marvellous.
Well done ttfn.

This club does wonders for its members.

Another tailcock, please, Mamya. I can feel the last one wearing off.