Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our wonderful Club.

We are all overwhelmed with relief and gratitude that our most faithful male member is restored to health this week. We must all be careful lest he over-exert himself, so do all be careful of the moat this week as no one has cleaned it. The portcullis hasn't had it's usual safety check either, so do hurry on in once you've crossed the drawbridge.
Gosh, he does do a lot, doesn't he.....you never miss the water etc.

[DTCwordfan]

Is there the ubiquitous raffle tonight? I can offer an excellent range of Anfield prizes for the raising or lowering of funds.

[alexanderd]

Good evening M,lady How humble I feel, just sorting some things out for the raffle which somehow got into my bag when I left hospital

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, yes indeed we must nurture our beloved male member to full strength asap.

Petal is absent with leave, ttfn is late tp parade thus far.

I have a wonderful salmagundi for all to share and this weeks special tailcock is 'Vapourtrail Volcanco#'

[ladyalex]

There will indeed be a raffle, DT.

I was rushing to post in time, so didn't have time to call for prizes.

Your Annfield fund raisers and lowerers sound intrigueging, intreegue, interesting.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening DTC and Alex.

Yes, for the raffle I have.

A Bolton wanderers scarf (circa 1968) slightly motheaten
12 dolly pegs
a goldfish bowl (don't ask, sob!)
and a donkey stone.

[ladyalex]

Good evening Alexanderd. Now sit down somewhere nice and comfy.

Did you manage to sell any raffle tickets to teh nurses whilst in hospital ?

A Vapourtrail Volcano# sounds just the job for me, Mamya. I'll have one while I rub some goose grease on Alexanderd's poor chest.

[ladyalex]

What lovely prizes, Mamya.......hope I get the scarf.....

[alexanderd]

Hello Matron, again many thanks for your kind wishes during the week. For the raffle I have two thermometers, a bedside trolley and various pairs of rubber gloves. Must go easy on the drink so I will just have a large one please

[Mamyalynne]

I have a veritable vat of the Vapourtrail volcanoes#

Hope I win the trolley mine is quite wonky now

[alexanderd]

Managed to get the doc and nurses to subscribe to the restoration fund LadyA and I was thinking as I am unable to carry out all my duties do I get a refund in wages?

[DTCwordfan]

One used betting slip for Siver by Nature

An empty champagne bottle used to pee in by Miss Liverpool 1968.

The petrol cap off Mcmanus's Roller

One bent 50p coin, made in Nigeria

A souvenir branch from the Beechers fence

A pint of water from the Canal - must be drunk in one. And not the Canal Turn but the Mersey Ship Canal

The front wheel off BA3271 from John Lennon International to London Gatwick.

One used stocking from Claire Balding, with a whole in it

One condom machine from the Cilla Black Ladies suite

One pair of Liverpool Chav's used panties - as seen in the Daily Mail


This should provide the successful winners with wonderful souvenirs of their glorious day.

[ladyalex]

Before I win them...er... have a chance of winning them...what kind of thermometers are they, Alexanderd ?

[ladyalex]

Thank you , DT...I think.

Didn't back the winner then?

[Mamyalynne]

DTC I am overwhelmed at the diversity of those donations

[DTCwordfan]

Horse ones I hope

[ttfn]

Thought those fishy fingers didn't taste right, Mamya. Good evening all - especially my to my dance partner, great to have you back, Alex ♥ I have for the riff-raff a packet of Bendroflumethiazaide (in case anyone wishes to take the proverbial), a pack of 2 hairnets, unused, but natural colour, whatever that is meant to be and a jar of pesto. I think it is pesto - it is the right colour ☺

[alexanderd]

ones for taking your temperature of course

[ladyalex]

Horses whats ?

Petals sent us some horse duvets because she coudln't come in person, is that what you are talking about DT?

I was just going to tuck Alexanderd into one.

[DTCwordfan]

No, thank you to Lord StokeMaverick of China I am wealthier to the tune of £97-50 having come in at 14-1 with a bluey each way on Ballabriggs. I am just about to open un bouteille du vin extraordinaire ce soir pour la celebration incroyable.

[DTCwordfan]

Horse thermometers - they feel so more uncomfortable in the jacksey. The question is whether the donation is used or unused.