Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our wonderful Club.

We are all overwhelmed with relief and gratitude that our most faithful male member is restored to health this week. We must all be careful lest he over-exert himself, so do all be careful of the moat this week as no one has cleaned it. The portcullis hasn't had it's usual safety check either, so do hurry on in once you've crossed the drawbridge.
Gosh, he does do a lot, doesn't he.....you never miss the water etc.

[DTCwordfan]

I am glad to hear there is some magnum in the magna of the "volcanoes" - that is what makes them so explosive in blowing one's head off........

[ladyalex]

I resemble that remark ttfn......I am not constantly wearing off......constantly falling off, perhaps or tailing off.......

[Mamyalynne]

V V#'s all around

[slinky.kate]

dt,you should try walkers 'jimmy con carne'my tongue is on fire,put plenty ice in my tailcock please so i can put my tongue back in my mouth

[DTCwordfan]

falling off?? that sounds like the effect of the tailcocks not the dementia.

[Mamyalynne]

an extra berg for Kate.

[ladyalex]

I resemble that remark too, DT...dementia ndeed. I may go into another decline if this unwarranted abuse continues.....huff....puff....huff....

[slinky.kate]

when are we having the ruffler

[Mamyalynne]

Oh don't set her off, if she declines it just makes ore work for me at an extra cost too.

[DTCwordfan]

I can see that we will have to create a MOFC "slide" form for such "declines" to sit alongside the AB Flounce form.

[ladyalex]

Let me tell you , DT, a decline is nothing like a flounce.

For one thing I do not leave the AB when I go into a decline.

I'm fighting one off , Mamya, fighting one off....

[DTCwordfan]

One does appreciate the sensitivities between a decline and a flounce. A decline can be arrested by picking the victim up and putting them on a stretcher - and then the stretcher is turned on its end and stuck into the ground at one end using its handles to hold it upright.

In this way, the victim gets to continue in the downing of the said cocktails and banter of the club, and mamya's ore work is minimised, to the benefit of all.

For more permanent solutions, the stretcher can be set in quick-setting concrete....

[alexanderd]

Ladya is inclining to at least 45 degrees at the moment or is that the effect of the tailcocks on my newly acquired medication

[ladyalex]

Nobody's tying me to a stretcher and setting me in concrete

[DTCwordfan]

One benefit could be that the stretcher person is first in line for the tailcocks, and if a concrete one, a tank of cocktails with a long straw could feed down to the victim to send them in to mamya heaven

[ladyalex]

I'm always inclined towards you . Alexanderd......flutters eyelashes in a fetching but reserved and ladylike manner.....

[alexanderd]

Is that one of your eyelashes I just trod on or was it a spider?

[Mamyalynne]

Stretchers, concrete whatever next have we had the builders in?

[ladyalex]

That's it...I'm in a decline now.......

[anneasquith]

good evening all. i cant stay as i am needed just going to " rub down " the horses who raced today. so nice to see alex and ttfn on good form tonight best wishes to you all.. ♥