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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open
Good evening and welcome everyone.
How wonderful it is to return to dear old Blighty after a short sojourn in foreign parts.
Lordalex and I have had a restful holiday but we are always glad to return home to roost in our own home which has been so lovingly looked after by our ancient retainers.
The wine cellar seems a little depleted, but worry not, dear friends, we are expecting a new shipment very soon, so no need to hold back on the tailcocks.
I do hope that all went well during our absence and that there were no incidents involving the emergency services. (I have not had time to access the minute book.)
We have brought back with us several treats for the raffle:
A string of garlic
A stripey jersey
A beret
A tin of escargots (within date)
I look forward to tonight's talk, which I believe to be entitled :
'Lancashire Peelers, what are they for ?'
or was it
'Lancashire Heelers, what are they ?'
Time will tell, no doubt.
Good evening and welcome everyone.
How wonderful it is to return to dear old Blighty after a short sojourn in foreign parts.
Lordalex and I have had a restful holiday but we are always glad to return home to roost in our own home which has been so lovingly looked after by our ancient retainers.
The wine cellar seems a little depleted, but worry not, dear friends, we are expecting a new shipment very soon, so no need to hold back on the tailcocks.
I do hope that all went well during our absence and that there were no incidents involving the emergency services. (I have not had time to access the minute book.)
We have brought back with us several treats for the raffle:
A string of garlic
A stripey jersey
A beret
A tin of escargots (within date)
I look forward to tonight's talk, which I believe to be entitled :
'Lancashire Peelers, what are they for ?'
or was it
'Lancashire Heelers, what are they ?'
Time will tell, no doubt.
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good evening,glad you are both well rested,hope Lordalex was well behaved!
what do the Peelers peel? bells or their clothes? I am now back ,just about,to rude health,spent 5 days @ her majestys' pleasure,sorry YD hospital,swellings gone down,Docs couln't find any other body parts so sent me home,but now looking for my parents' dog(stolen).Have a few bed pans for raffle
what do the Peelers peel? bells or their clothes? I am now back ,just about,to rude health,spent 5 days @ her majestys' pleasure,sorry YD hospital,swellings gone down,Docs couln't find any other body parts so sent me home,but now looking for my parents' dog(stolen).Have a few bed pans for raffle
Raffle prizes from the deepest Southwest include:
A piece of Cambrian basalt rock to represent the beginning of the world
A lump of Vesuvian magna to represent the continued birth of the earth
A sample of Ayres Rock to sate you Aborigines amongs us ABers
A stone hammer to hit that Snag of a US evangelist that came up with this
A half eaten piece of Blackpool rock to represent - I have no idea?
An old LP, heavily scratched of Deep Purple in Rock
A one way ticket to Rock in Devon as no one ever gets out of Devon as they are too rat-arsed on their weak Cider
A half empty Cider bottle from Devon, tossed over the count border into Dorrrset
A half empty bottle of champagne drunk at 5.45pm tonight
A half full condom to represent the last act on earth to counter Adam and Eve
A letter to Richard Branson asking him to take you to the Moon to seek out some of their Rock as a souvenir.
Good Evening Y'all; we are still here, well to 6pm US Central Time tonight.
A piece of Cambrian basalt rock to represent the beginning of the world
A lump of Vesuvian magna to represent the continued birth of the earth
A sample of Ayres Rock to sate you Aborigines amongs us ABers
A stone hammer to hit that Snag of a US evangelist that came up with this
A half eaten piece of Blackpool rock to represent - I have no idea?
An old LP, heavily scratched of Deep Purple in Rock
A one way ticket to Rock in Devon as no one ever gets out of Devon as they are too rat-arsed on their weak Cider
A half empty Cider bottle from Devon, tossed over the count border into Dorrrset
A half empty bottle of champagne drunk at 5.45pm tonight
A half full condom to represent the last act on earth to counter Adam and Eve
A letter to Richard Branson asking him to take you to the Moon to seek out some of their Rock as a souvenir.
Good Evening Y'all; we are still here, well to 6pm US Central Time tonight.
