Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open
Good evening and welcome everyone.
How wonderful it is to return to dear old Blighty after a short sojourn in foreign parts.
Lordalex and I have had a restful holiday but we are always glad to return home to roost in our own home which has been so lovingly looked after by our ancient retainers.

The wine cellar seems a little depleted, but worry not, dear friends, we are expecting a new shipment very soon, so no need to hold back on the tailcocks.

I do hope that all went well during our absence and that there were no incidents involving the emergency services. (I have not had time to access the minute book.)

We have brought back with us several treats for the raffle:

A string of garlic
A stripey jersey
A beret
A tin of escargots (within date)

I look forward to tonight's talk, which I believe to be entitled :
'Lancashire Peelers, what are they for ?'
or was it
'Lancashire Heelers, what are they ?'
Time will tell, no doubt.

[DTCwordfan]

Nettle soup is good with p(r)ickles.....

[ladyalex]

You must do as you think best, DT.
I think I will be sticking to Mamya's excellent tailcocks tonight.

[DTCwordfan]

Which voting district is that, Petal?

[ladyalex]

That's what they all say, DT...

[DTCwordfan]

I must say that I am disappointed as after all the events today about the end of the world, I thought mamya would have been serving tailrocks.......

[petal54]

south somerset,DT

[DTCwordfan]

take a stone, with a twist of lime, put it in a glass, splash gin over it and then tonic and loads of crushed ice and call it a granita

[TonyV]

least it is still rotating here - mlady - have been told that Mamy can do wonders with food - don't know whether she is as good with mixing liquids (thats what they are saying in the village) just don't tell anyone I told you

[Mamyalynne]

I am but a creature of habit and if indeed we are now all a figbert of immmaculation, so be it, Golden Stars* will take the edge of the fear, do help yourselves.

Hello to everyone and TTFN sends her apologies, she has been raptured into the place known as the 'Countryside' once more.

[DaisyNonna]

So good to have you back ladyalex altough we have been well looked after in your absence. Some matches? Please keep them away frommy rifle offering of half a box of indoor fireworks. Also a detective novel with the last page missing.

[DTCwordfan]

just as well as I added Dorrrset on the cider bottle been thrown out of Devon in the raffle. Cornwall here, God's only country, and exempt from the end of the world down here - it came 20 years ago....

[ladyalex]

Have you had your meds today, DT ?

TonyV...I have never doubted Mamya's abilities with liquids. I think those pheasants in the village may be pulling your leg

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy. Lovely to be back!

Hope I win the book too...

[albaqwerty]

I heard muffled bouncing in the guest room below mine.

I've found a sooked caramel bar if you'd like to add that to the ruffle. (I hope this lucky numbers are fluorescent pink tonight)

Extra sandwishes are on the hall table

[DTCwordfan]

Oh, definitely not enough medication, especially of the liquid ethanol form....

[starone]

Hello everyone. I have been clearing out the cupboard of "might come in handies" and I have found a tiny box which says the smallest baby in the world. Inside is a tiny plastic doll (no clothes) in a tiny bath. I'm sure it will be worth a fortune on eBay but I am being very magnani- generous and giving it to the raffle (aside to slinky - I just want to get rid of it). Also half a packet of cough sweets, slightly sticky and a comb with a couple of teeth missing.

[petal54]

nitol,see yawl next week folks

[ladyalex]

Hello starbucky, lovely to see you aain. Thank you for the magnicifent raffles....do you have any paper to go with the comb ?
Perhaps we could have a tune tonight.


Muffled bouncing .......is that trampolining in a scarf ?

[ladyalex]

Bye bye Petal Look after yourself and enjoy the 'do'.

[DTCwordfan]

see you back in the ward, petal