Never fear, Mercia's here with nibbles. Couldn't find any twiglets, so I went out to the nearest tree and picked some real twigs to dip into either Pilchard and strawberry jam dip, brussel sprout, kidney and mamalade dip, and I've also baked a Spam surprse - the surprise is, there's no spam in it! It's cold lentil curry, chocolate and weetabix sprinkled with crushed fisherman's friends and hundreds and thousands. You can have it with or without custrd gravy.
For the raffle I've found a gravy boat without a handle, a broom without the hairy bit - if you want to be pedantic i suppose you could call it a stick......oh and a rolled up tissue with a sucked sweetie stuck in it.