Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members are welcome once more.

Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.

In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.

All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.

[alexanderd]

good evening all I did bring some food but as the table is groaning I threw it all in the moat to save having to feed the coi karp

[TonyV]

No lady not been here for a while. But before I inbibe on your tailcock have to unload
go some oven chips if you got arga running
and for ruffle had a could hunt around this evening and have brought
A hazle bough I cut last year
A pair of long socks and
My old beloved niblick (i don't need it anymore)

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, Miss Petal - the moat is also blocked again, I fear...

[petal54]

speaking of the devil,oops!that nice man & who should appear

[Lie-in King]

Aha! Hoist with your own petard, young master Alex!

[alexanderd]

"young master Alex" are you blind?

[DaisyNonna]

So thoughtful of you Panthera leo rex. Or may I call you Maj?

[TonyV]

may I have one of those tailcocks now lady?

[Lie-in King]

Alas, I'm afraid m'lady requires me to speak in this manner whilst buttling...

[alexanderd]

And a grand job you are doing too although I dont think the top hat is essential for the part

[Lie-in King]

So sorry, master Tony, please have a flagon of "Thud & Blunder"...

[petal54]

just as thing are hotting up,my meds take over,+off to buy a stud in Oz,if I survive,will see you all later

[Lie-in King]

(whispers - between you, me & the gatepost, neither are the suspenders, but m'lady insisted!)

[Lie-in King]

(Rats!) So sorry to see you leave early, Miss Petal...

[DaisyNonna]

Oh Alex! Has somebody upset the table? Or perhaps kicked his legs? Poor oaken thing.
Tony, not your niblick! You never know when the Ryder cup team will need you.

[petal54]

just to say,you've great nobbly knees Maj

[TonyV]

Lion - just 1/2 a pint will do - get sqiffy if i have a flagon - union jack normally

[Lie-in King]

(grrr) Most kind, Miss Petal

[alexanderd]

Where are the rats? I thought I got rid of them last week

[Lie-in King]

I'm not entirely sure, but I DO know there is NO rat in the pies...